Phi-Fic Chapter 107 Senior Brother Does Not Leave the Mountain (Market) 6
Chapter 107 Senior Brother Does Not Leave the Mountain (Market) 6
Lieutenant General Jing Yuan took the bamboo basket and put it into the storage bag hanging around his waist.
The honest man opened his eyes wide and exclaimed in a trembling voice: "Master Wushi!"
This deafening shout was like pressing a switch.
The surrounding noise suddenly stopped, and the crowd stopped what they were doing and followed the voice.
The fiery gaze seemed to burn through his clothes.
Something bad is happening.
Among the thirty-six strategies, running away is the best one. He decisively used his lightness skills and escaped.
Find a place away from people, change into farmer's clothes, and come back later.
……
"What a sin!
The martial arts master came to my house for dinner, and I actually paid for the delicious pork and radish buns with thin skin and rich fillings.
Five cents for two, and I bought 200 of them!
No, from now on, this half tael of silver will be my family heirloom.
Light three incense sticks every morning and evening, and worship Guanyin Bodhisattva, who saves people from suffering and brings children and blessings.
May my Li family have a prosperous business, abundant wealth, and a large population. May my eldest son pass the imperial examination and become the top martial arts scholar next year..."
Li Dali spoke eloquently, incessantly, with saliva flying everywhere, and he gestured and drew with his hands. Whenever he met someone, he would show off the half tael of silver in his hand. There was no trace of his previous honest appearance.
Lieutenant General Jing Yuan stood behind the crowd, slightly hunched over, carrying a bamboo basket of watermelons on his back, silently watching the somewhat funny farce before his eyes.
After some singing, reciting, acting and dancing, the buns that usually could not be sold out in a day were sold out in no time.
Li Dali was so happy that his mouth almost reached his ears.
People’s joys and sorrows are not the same. When some people are happy, others are sad.
What's more, since ancient times, people of the same kind have always been enemies, and different voices soon emerged from the crowd.
"Ah! You are so good, Li Dali!
I was wondering why the clouds above my head looked more and more like a cow. Turns out it was you, a naughty monkey, who was blowing the whistle from behind!
Humph, Master Martial Arts Master?
You wet your pants in the middle of the night. I think you dreamed too much last night and mistook it for reality.
We live in a remote and poor area, where there isn't even a chivalrous knight wielding a sword or a saber. Where would a martial arts master come from?
I think you are just thinking about it because you can't sell your buns!"
"Yes, yes!"
"That's right! What Wang Erniu said makes sense.
His buns are definitely not as good as Erniu's, they sell well!"
"Bullshit bragging! If I have to brag, I'd brag about you, a stinking scoundrel like Wang Erniu.
All he does all day is throw dirty water on my family.
Jiang the butcher from Nantou can testify for me that I always buy my pork from him before dawn.
So fresh!
Master Wushi's eyes are bright, otherwise he wouldn't have bought 200 buns from my house alone!"
"Oh! If you say martial artist, then I'm a martial artist! I even said that princes and nobles have eaten my buns!
He makes up lies to give people something to chew on, as if everyone knows how to do it."
"Yes, yes, everyone can brag. My family has produced many top scholars and prime ministers for seven or eight generations!"
"Go away! I'm not talking nonsense, many people saw it with their own eyes.
The world is hidden in the sleeve. Have you heard of storage bag?
That is exclusive to Master Wushi!"
"Tsk, I still have a purse hanging around my waist! Isn't it just a small storage bag?
Look everyone, I put half a tael of silver in it!"
"You, Wang Erniu, you are so unreasonable, full of nonsense and nonsense."
"Yo yo, look everyone, what he said came true, he got angry out of shame.
Our small town has nothing and is far away from any martial arts sects.
Let alone a martial arts master, there isn't even a post-natal martial artist that can be used. This Li Dali is obviously a idiot who can't sell anything, and he is telling stories to deceive everyone..."
After a lot of noise, we finally talked about some useful information.
Lieutenant General Jing Yuan frowned in confusion, what did it mean to be far away from the martial arts sects?
Isn’t this near Wanjian Pavilion?
It took only two and a half hours to ski down from the top of the snow mountain and get here.
“Haha… I’m short-sighted, so don’t bring the big guys along.
My son Li Huiwu is an outer disciple of the Han Dao Sect.
He said that our town is very close to the Ten Thousand Swords Pavilion. We can get there by crossing the Ten Thousand Feet Snow Mountain in front of us."
"Screw you! We knew it eight hundred years ago. The Wanjian Pavilion is in the south of the Yuling Mountains, and we are in the north of the Yuling Mountains. The south and the north seem to be right in front of us, but in fact they are like falling from the sky.
I have lived for most of my life, and I have never heard of anyone being able to climb over the other side of the mountain!"
“Just because we can’t get over it doesn’t mean others can’t get over it.
That person is really the martial arts master. A large bamboo basket of 200 buns disappeared in the blink of an eye. They were not put into the storage bag. I will take your last name. "
"Forget it, I can't give birth to a son as old as you."
……
Lieutenant General Jing Yuan walked out while eating a bun.
No wonder I always felt something was wrong while speeding down from the top of the snowy mountain?
It turns out that this is the place!
Sorry!
Still in the period of retreat and cultivation!
I looked up at the snow-capped mountains sparkling in the sunshine.
Phew! So annoying.
I asked: I went down the wrong direction! What should I do when I go up the mountain?
Should I return by the same route or take a longer route?
This multiple-choice question is so difficult!
I swallowed the last bite of the bun whole and decided to try to return the same way within a year.
As if he thought of something, he paused and immediately called System 003 in his mind.
“003, have you drawn a map of the route down the mountain?
Whether we can return to the top of the snowy mountain by the same route depends entirely on you!"
[Beep, yes! The holographic route map has been generated and transmitted. Please check it out! ]
Lieutenant General Jing Yuan was overjoyed when he heard this and immediately started shouting loudly.
"Watermelons for sale! Freshly picked watermelons.
Sweet, delicious, juicy, thirst-quenching watermelon!
It’s cheap, it’s cheap, a watermelon is 200 cents, big sale!
You can’t afford to suffer a loss, and you can’t afford to be cheated!
Only 200 coins each, don’t miss it if you pass by! ”
After shouting for a long time, I still feel that this word is very familiar.
Okay, I remember now.
In the previous world, the original owner's home was on the upper floor of the pedestrian street.
At nine o'clock, the loudspeaker sounds on time!
"Selling watermelons! Don't go away, look up! This is it!"
Lieutenant General Jing Yuan looked in the direction of the voice and saw an old lady with a mole on the corner of her mouth waving a handkerchief and shouting at him.
Subconsciously avoiding his gaze, he took half a step back.
Forgive his rudeness, but in my mind I instantly equated this person with a matchmaker.
"Hey, big brother, you look unfamiliar! Matchmaker Yang is calling you. She has chosen you and wants to be your matchmaker!
What a great thing! Why are you still standing there? Hurry up and get on!"
A middle-aged man with a big belly bumped his shoulder, smiled, and made suggestive faces.
Lieutenant General Jing Yuan quickly moved half a step to the left to create some distance and shook his head to refuse.
"No, I'm already married, I don't need a matchmaker."
"Hahaha... Oh, my great-grandfather, I just said that and you actually believed it!
Don’t you even look at yourself, you look so shabby and gray!
Hahahaha…it’s so funny that it makes me die!”