Phi-Fic Chapter 686 Reunion
Chapter 686 Reunion
Chapter 686 Reunion
Five days have passed since the night battle at the Great Wall of Desperation. For the five-day gap, Bao'er can understand why the outside world and the demon world have not made any further moves.Don't forget, the 5 days in the human world are only half a day in the demon world. Do you expect to be able to re-formulate the offensive strategy and complete the assembly of the army in just half a day?
impossible!
Bao'er took advantage of the free time in the Outer Dao Demon Realm to go around the world where he could go, and went to see many old and new friends.
Thor has been roaming the galaxy for more than 30 years since he unloaded the King of Asgard, and has earned a great reputation with a sledgehammer and a giant sword.And he also learned that the world where Baoer is in is about to start a war, and hurriedly embarked on the journey back to the earth.
It's a pity that when he rushed back to the earth, found Bao'er and hurriedly said that he would teach the miscellaneous things of the other world a good lesson, Bao'er told him that the first battle was nearly 10 days ago (the time of the Avengers world) up.But Thor said that it doesn't matter. After all, this is a war that is destined to be long, and it can't be resolved by two small fights (in Thor's eyes).
"So, this war is decided by Thor!"
"Just hit it, you're already old, there's no need to be so excited."
Thor followed the voice and saw that it was Stark who hadn't seen him for more than ten years.What surprised Thor the most was that Stark was already in his 70s, and he looked like he was going to be 80.But he just looked like a little old man in his fifties.
"how can that be?"
"Ha!" Seeing Thor's unbelievable expression, Stark suddenly felt uncomfortable, "Come on, boy, don't think that this world only allows you to age slowly." Refers to Boa: "Look at him if you don't believe me!" The other starring Keanu Reeves)
Bao'er shrugged and said helplessly: "Can you two not bring melon eaters when you two are arguing? Actually, it's because he spends 80% of his time in Dai country. You know, the time over there is much slower than here. . Otherwise, it is impossible for his (referring to Stark) daughter to have not grown up in more than 30 years."
"Yes, it does grow slowly enough." The old Barton, who was already on crutches, came to Stark's side with the support of his wife, and said jokingly: "I originally planned to match my youngest son with Stark. His daughter can also solve our family's food problem in the future. But wait and see, until my younger son has a younger son, this bastard's daughter will never grow up!"
"So, let your son marry our baby and wrong you, Colin Barton?"
"Come on! Nat (Natasha's nickname), it's just a joke." As he spoke, Barton still looked at the big Dr. Banner who was crying next to Natasha with lingering fear.
In this regard, among the 7 members of the original Avengers in this world, only the US team Steve Rogers was absent.But who made him choose to "follow your heart" and run back to 1946 to meet his old lover with the space-time shuttle device.
"Do you need Captain America II and III for your party?"
Several people turned their heads and saw Falcon Sam Wilson and Winter Soldier Bucky Barnes, who had honorably retired from the US team, also came to the party.
Then, Vision, Scarlet Witch, and Quicksilver all appeared on the stage, and Ant-Man Scott was late.Peter Parker, a busy man who is the technical director of the Stark Group, became the finale.For this reason, Parker had to be forced by Stark to drink a whole pitcher of beer before being let off by everyone.
"But, why is 'For: Old fxxking guys' written on the cover of the party invitation, and the most outrageous thing is who wrote 'u' like 'a'?" Parker complained, clutching his stomach: "Damn it!" MJ almost made me think that the X orientation had undergone a shocking reversal. If it weren’t for the big old Avengers logo inside the invitation, I’m afraid I wouldn’t even be able to leave the house, and Marilla would have to see a psychiatrist!”
Then, everyone saw Bao'er and Stark who raised their hands almost at the same time to express their innocence, and at the same time noticed each other's actions, and pointed their fingers at each other.As a result, a group of old folks immediately came to a conclusion: Never let two people with the same bad taste get together.
The gathering of old friends who haven't seen for many years never needs any complicated activities, just some popcorn, corn horns, potato chips, some fried chicken and beer are enough to make everyone happy.You talk about the adventures, and he talks about the short stories of the parents in life, and the mutual exchange of parenting experiences with children.Those without children could only listen with a look of disgust.
Of course, when it comes to adventure, I'm afraid Thor is not as versatile as Boa.So as we talked, the party turned into Boa's story meeting.
"I never thought that 125 kilograms of antimatter could burst out with such a large amount of energy. With just one shot, a crater more than 1000 meters deep was blasted out on the ground!"
"Wait!" Banner looked at Bao'er in surprise, and asked him, "You mean 125 kilograms?"
"Hmm! Hmm!" Baoer replied confidently, "125 kilograms of antihydrogen!"
"That's antimatter equivalent to 25 billion tons of explosive equivalent!"
"That's why I completely shocked my old lady!"
Thor, who is not very good at mathematics, asked Bao'er curiously: "And then? How many monsters have you killed?"
"Probably... more than 1000 million, less than 2000 million!"
"Oh my fxxk!"
And Banner pointed out Boa's dilemma: "But you can't use such a crazy attack method in your own world, because it is enough to destroy the world you are in, right?"
"So are you going to invite us old guys out of the mountain?" Barton asked Bao'er with a not-so-confident smile.
"I guess you must have got some weird baby again!" Stark said firmly, "Otherwise, you wouldn't let me send invitations to these guys in the name of the old Avengers."
Bao'er jumped up when he heard Stark's words, and pointed at Stark and shouted: "This time, do you believe it, the Old fxxking guys on the cover of the invitation card have a relationship with my mother for a penny!" nothing!"
As soon as Bao'er said this, the atmosphere at the scene suddenly became quiet.And after maintaining this silence for about 5 seconds, it naturally turned into an unstoppable roar of laughter.It made Stark stare at Bo'er with an embarrassing look of "Are you crazy?"
However, at the time of the roar of laughter, Bao'er quietly placed dozens of unusually exquisite and gorgeous suet jade boxes on the table.A displeased Stark randomly grabbed one and opened the lid of the jade box, only to see a burst of dazzling brilliance suddenly overflowing from the box.
That's right, overflow!Stark never imagined that photons could flow like a liquid!
Stark closed the jade box resolutely, and asked Bao'er, "Has the alchemy (alchemy) in the heavens developed enough to add special effects to pills?"
Immediately, the others followed Stark's example and opened the jade boxes one after another, and all exclaimed "oh~~" in unison.
"Rejuvenation Pill! It can not only reverse the growth of human cells and rejuvenate them. It can also enhance people's physical fitness, allowing users to have a physical fitness comparable to that of the late foundation establishment. It is not easy to refine this thing in the heavens, even this time. A little gift for everyone at the party."
With his trembling hand, whether it was because of excitement or trembling, Button took out the Rejuvenation Pill exuding immortal energy from the jade box, and swallowed it in one gulp without even thinking about it.After swallowing, he smiled and said to Bao'er: "I believe that a saint with great powers would never joke about such a thing."
In just an instant, everyone present saw the fluorescent light flowing all over Barton's body.After only a dozen breaths, the aged and frail Barton disappeared, replaced by a sharp-eyed Hawkeye who had returned to his 30-year-old peak state!
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the second
(End of this chapter)