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Chapter 430 Teasing

Upon hearing that the Jiang family was going to hold a birthday banquet for the old lady, Sheng Jingyao didn't say anything, but after dinner...

Little Dian, who had been behaving himself all afternoon, took out a neatly folded piece of paper from his pocket and slowly unfolded it.

Jiang Zhouzhou craned her neck to peek at the paper, unable to see the contents clearly, but she could see that it was covered with densely written words.

"What is this?" Her curiosity was piqued.

Xiao Dian raised her chin and said with a proud look, "This is the result of my experience after reading books all afternoon."

"First rule: When attending a banquet, do not drink or eat beverages offered by others."

"Secondly: If I dress simply and modestly, some NPCs will definitely come out to mock me, so I asked Lao Zhao to prepare a formal dress and matching jewelry, which will be delivered to my sister's room later."

"Third rule: If you accidentally eat or drink something unclean, stay away from the most handsome man at the banquet."

Jiang Zhouzhou felt increasingly uneasy as she listened, and interrupted him, who was speaking enthusiastically: "You're not reading all romance novels, are you?!"

Meeting the little brat's evasive gaze, Jiang Zhouzhou couldn't help but curl her lips into a smile: "You're so childish, little Dian."

He reached out, pinched the piece of paper covered in writing between two fingers, and carefully read it over after holding it in front of him.

"However, thank you, little brother Xiaodian, for summarizing these experiences for me. I know that it's always good to be wary of others, so I will keep the above content in mind and make sure I don't suffer any losses."

She knew that the boy in front of her had no experience in love and was just as emotionally barren as she was, but his immature behavior was more likely to win people's hearts.

Even though he was a bit childish, she was willing to cherish him and indulge his childishness.

No sooner had she finished praising him than the little brat in front of her took advantage of her kindness.

"Can I sleep with my sister tonight?"

"My sister's goodnight kiss was very effective; I didn't have any nightmares in the latter half of last night."

"Because you're all I dream about."

He could spout those flirtatious words effortlessly, even more so than a seasoned player.

Jiang Zhouzhou then realized that she was wrong. Even though she had no experience in relationships, the boy in front of her was obviously a natural at it.

With a stern face, he firmly refused: "No."

Now that he's taking advantage of us, he'll dare to go to bed with us at night.

After being ruthlessly rejected, Xiao Dian skillfully raised her finger to the sky and swore, "Okay, I promise I won't do anything reckless."

Jiang Zhouzhou rolled her eyes at him and exposed him: "You said it's wrong for me to do things inappropriately, but you didn't say it's wrong for me to do things inappropriately."

God knows that when she was woken up by rustling noises this morning, she was faced with a half-naked man who wasn't wearing pajamas.

I thought I was dreaming, and almost touched it twice on my own.

Sheng Jingyao wanted to defend himself: "That was an accident... I must have been unconscious while I was asleep and took off my shirt without realizing it."

Jiang Zhouzhou chuckled: "Not sober? Then why didn't you take off your pants?"

I accidentally slipped up.

Jiang Zhouzhou quickly covered her mouth!

Luckily, no one was around, otherwise her innocent image would have been ruined.

Xiao Dian paused for a moment, then smiled seriously and said, "If you want to see my lower body, that's fine too. Anyway, I'm yours, and you have permanent rights to use my body."

The words "right of use" almost made Jiang Zhouzhou's brain shut down, and her fair cheeks instantly turned bright red.

Moreover, not only is the right to use it not enough, they also deliberately added "permanent" as a modifier.

The person in front of her ignored her unnatural expression and continued to say, "Besides, it's good to have a premarital checkup. Although I'm very confident in myself, many men like to lie about this. It's more useful for you to have a checkup yourself than anything else."

"However, I'm not sure about the duration, since I still have my first kiss, let alone my first time."

After he finished speaking, there was even a hint of grievance in his voice.

Jiang Zhouzhou wished she could cover her ears. Although the words were crude but the reasoning was sound, could she really say that to his face?

Men, regardless of age, are all the same!

But considering that she was half a year older than this little brat, and yet he was the one teasing her, how could she lose?

I have to get my revenge.

His eyes glanced at the area that couldn't be described, and he asked directly, "What if it fails the inspection? Can I apply for a return?"

That pure and bright face remained completely unfazed when she said those words, as if she were just casually mentioning an ordinary object.

After she finished speaking, her brother, who had been incredibly talkative just moments before, fell silent.

Having won the round, Jiang Zhouzhou stood up, gently pinched the other's soft cheek, and said slowly, "Little Dian, they... are all older than you."

The boy in front of her slowly widened his eyes, his dark pupils filled with disbelief and self-doubt.

How do you know? Have you seen them?

"But your conclusion is very unfair. After all, you've never even met me, so why do you say they're all older than me?"

When it comes to this kind of issue, men's pride is surprisingly strong.

When we were kids, we competed to see whose pee could shoot the highest; now that we're grown up, we compete to see who can pee the biggest.

Jiang Zhouzhou blinked innocently and said, "I was talking about age. What is Little Dian thinking?"

Then she looked surprised: "You don't think I meant..."

She covered her lips with her hand: "I never expected you to be like this, little Dian. I really misjudged you."

Shengjing Yao: "..."

Without giving him a chance to argue, the girl who had done the bad thing quickly slipped away. After teasing the boy, she disappeared without a trace.

Zhouzhou, who thought she was "untainted by the mud" last night, had a smug smile on her face.

Just kidding, she's been live streaming for so long, she's been influenced by Sister Xiangxiang every now and then, and she's also been taught by Sister Wujing every day.

Under the careful guidance of two experienced drivers, how could they possibly lose to a little kid who hasn't even grown a beard yet?