Chapter 555: I'm sorry, the education I received never allowed me to do such a thing
Chapter 555: I'm sorry, the education I received never allowed me to do such a thing
Every three sentences are personal attacks!
This person is really too venomous!
Ji Lao resisted the urge to slap her to death, and nodded and said, "Fairy, calm down. It was our fault last time. Please don't hold grudges against us."
"Yes, yes!" Old Cat also agreed against his will, "We were born in the countryside and don't know etiquette. It was unintentional that we offended the fairy. But this time, we came with full sincerity!"
"Oh? Really?" Chi Yu leaned back slightly and glanced at the storage bag on his waist.
"Fairy, please spare me a moment to talk!" Ji Lao understood what she meant, and smilingly pulled her to a dark corner.
While taking off the storage bag and handing it over, he lowered his voice and said, "There are 50,000 black crystals in it. It's the two of us who want to apologize to the fairy for what happened last time. Please be flexible..."
"How much? Fifty thousand?" Chi Yu frowned, leaned back slightly, and put on a very embarrassed expression, "You make it very difficult for me to deal with this!"
Fuck! Fifty thousand is not enough? How greedy is this woman?
Old Chicken gritted his teeth and secretly winked at Old Cat beside him.
Cat Lao reluctantly took off the storage bag from his waist and handed it to him with tears in his eyes: "Fairy, to be honest, the fifty thousand he just mentioned is fifty thousand per person."
"What are you doing! You guys are really putting me in a difficult position!" After receiving the black crystal, Chi Yu paced back and forth.
After a long while, she gritted her teeth and nodded, "Alright, since you are so pious, this fairy will make an exception and accept you as Yunxi Sect's... low-level servants!"
"Thank you, Immortal...eh? Wait, what you just said was, servant?" Old Ji looked at her in surprise.
It's as if to say, are you fucking kidding me?
A huge sum of money of one hundred thousand black crystals, but ended up becoming a servant?
As a servant of the Yunxi Sect, your worth is a little too high, isn't it?
"Correction, it's a low-level servant! In my Yunxi Sect, servants are also divided into three levels: low, medium, and high."
Chi Yu said seriously, "Being able to join our sect is a great blessing to you two! It is an honor beyond compare!
I took a huge risk to open the back door for you, don't be ungrateful! From now on, you two will be called 9527 and 9528."
"you……"
"Calm down!" Old Chicken grabbed Old Cat, who was about to go berserk, and pulled up a smile that was uglier than crying. "Fairy, may I ask, what do these lowly servants mainly do in the sect?"
Identity is not important, as long as there is a chance to get in touch with the core of the sect.
But now it seems that the chances are slim.
"I do everything, digging the ground, carrying manure, cutting grass, feeding pigs, washing chamber pots..."
Chi Yu counted a lot of trivial matters in one breath, and finally concluded with one sentence, "Anyway, you have to do the work that others do, and you have to do the work that others don't do."
"Then are the unpure ones just like cows and horses?" Old Cat couldn't help but roar, "Don't go too far! We are here to cultivate immortality, not to be your slaves!"
"Be patient!" Chi Yu waved his hand. "This is just the beginning. As long as you perform well, you can be promoted! We in the Yunxi Sect are very humane. As for how to perform..."
She didn't explain it, but I believe everyone understands the action of rubbing two fingers together.
OK, OK! So I have to spend money, right? This is really... very humane!
Old Cat clenched his fists and whispered to Old Chicken, "What do you mean? This little bitch is too greedy! I can't stand her anymore!"
"Don't do anything stupid! This is her territory!" Ji Lao gritted his teeth, "Anyway, it has come to this, for the sake of the Holy Fire Palace! ... Find Tianzun to settle the score!"
Seeing that they hadn't spoken for a long time, Chi Yu said impatiently, "How about it? Do you two want to seize this rare opportunity?"
"Um... Fairy, this matter concerns our future and is of great importance. Can you allow us to go back and discuss it?"
"Okay." Chi Yu nodded and instructed, "But you have to give me an answer as soon as possible! This position is very popular! In fact, with your conditions, being a low-level servant is already very good. There is no need to aim too high."
"Haha~" Ji Lao forced a smile and cupped his hands, "Then we'll visit again another day."
"I won't send you far."
Looking at the two people's leaving backs, Chi Yu smiled.
Just by talking, you can get 100,000 Mysterious Crystals! Awesome!
There will probably be more next time! Sending two idiots as undercover agents, this Tan Yao is also a talent!
Mo Tongtian, who was lying at her feet, was madly complaining in his heart: Two idiots! They actually rushed to give her money!
With how evil this woman is, she will eat you two up without leaving even a bone or a drop of residue!
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Arriving at the foot of the mountain, Old Cat gnashed his teeth and said, "I have lived for most of my life, and I have never seen such a greedy person! I really want to dig out her heart and liver to see how evil she is!"
Not just her heart and liver, but if you cut open her stomach, everything inside will be black! The old chicken thought to himself.
But he was still calm and waved his hand: "Alright, isn't she just greedy for money? Just give it to her! With such a fatal weakness, are we afraid that we won't have a chance to get it back in the future?"
After these words, Mao Lao calmed down a bit and nodded: "That's true, let's just leave it with her temporarily. But how much will we be reimbursed this time?"
Ji Lao thought about it and simply gritted his teeth and said, "One million! If we want to buy it, let's buy a more awesome identity! The sect affairs we can access will also be more advanced."
"That makes sense! I will send a message to Lord Tianzun immediately."
*
Not long after, Tan Yao, who was far away in the Holy Fire Temple, received messages from the two again.
When he heard that it would take a million black crystals to smooth the relationship, he thought for a moment and agreed. After all, the amount was not too large.
He immediately ordered his trusted person to fetch the black crystal and have it delivered as quickly as possible.
Soon, someone delivered the black crystal to the two brothers.
"Let's go! Find that little bitch! I don't believe that with this one million dollars, we won't be able to get more than an inner gate!"
The two came to Yunxi Sect again, waited in line for half a day, and finally saw Chi Yu lying on a chair, basking in the sun and fishing.
After a few symbolic greetings, Ji Lao got down to business:
"Fairy, we have thought about it for a long time after returning. It is embarrassing to tell others that we have joined a sect as a low-ranking servant. So, can you rearrange the one million Xuan crystals?"
This time, Chi Yu did not reach out to take it, but put on an embarrassed expression that the two of them were very familiar with: "You two are pushing me into the fire pit! If the sect master finds out about this, he will beat me to death!
No, I am a person of integrity and morality. The education I received would never allow me to do such a thing. "
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