Phi-Fic Chapter 806 How did you find such a powerful elf beauty?
Chapter 806 How did you find such a powerful elf beauty?
Chapter 806 How did you find such a powerful elf beauty?
Gretel's first class at the Temple of the God of War lasted for a full hour.First talk about the structure of the heart, and then talk about the measurement method of the ECG.Halfway through the speech, people kept raising their hands:
"You said the probe landed on the left wrist, so what if the soldier's left arm is broken?"
"What if the left leg is broken? Can the probe be placed on the wrist of the right leg? Will the pattern of the electrocardiogram be deformed? Will it be reversed?"
"Put the probe on the chest, do you have to untie the clothes? Is it okay if you don't untie it? It's very troublesome to take off the armor..."
Gretel: "..."
For the first few questions, fortunately, I am an experienced emergency doctor, and I have encountered a lot of various situations.If you are holding a book and memorizing it by rote, a medical student who has just left school, especially a second-year medical student, really can't answer;
One last question...
"Come on, come up." Gretel smiled and waved to the questioner.Looking left and right, he summoned a large tablecloth and covered it with the magic pig and the chopping board:
"Look for the position of the electrocardiogram lead. Where is the fourth intercostal space on the right side of the sternum? Don't feel for it, just use magic to point it out as if you are through the armor and clothes!"
The Bishop of God of War who asked the question bent down and bounced up again.He tried his best not to frown, observed the devil pig through the tablecloth, and shot a bright light.Well, the pig's heart is probably here, then the fourth intercostal space... two, three, four, five... here!
Gretel moved quickly, and threw down a [Mage Trick] to dye the spot where the light fell.Then, without taking a breath, he issued instructions one after another:
"The fourth intercostal space on the left edge of the sternum!"
"The center point of the first two positions!"
"The midline of the left clavicle, where it meets the fifth intercostal space!"
"Left axillary front, at the same level as the previous position!"
"Left midaxillary line, at the same level as the previous position!"
The Bishop of God of War was in a hurry by his shouting, and a thin layer of sweat soon appeared on his forehead.Gretel waited for him to mark all the marks, and with a wave of his hand, the tablecloth was torn apart and fluttered away.
Dozens of pairs of eyes fell on the demon pig's chest.It seemed that his eyes were too hot, even if the strong boar was firmly tied up, he couldn't help twisting his body and grunting a few times.Gretel glanced over, then sighed faintly:
"The first landing point was wrong."
"The second landing point is also wrong."
"The third landing point is right, but the first and second ones are wrong, and it's useless if it's right..."
The Bishop of the God of War, who was caught by the fire, blushed.Under the disappointing eyes of his colleagues, especially the archbishop, he was at a loss, and hurriedly said:
"This is a pig! This is a pig. I don't know which rib is where! If it was a human, I would definitely not mistake it!"
"It makes sense." Gretel nodded with a smile, thinking it would be good to give him a chance to save face.He casually waved down:
"Would someone do me a favor and give a demo?"
Immediately another bishop came up quickly.Gretel made a "lay down" gesture, and this person looked left and right, hesitating where to lie down - can't lie directly on the pig?
Even if the pig has been tied up, it won't give him a hoof directly, and it's uncomfortable to lie down like this—it doesn't meet the requirements of "lying flat" either!
Or, move that devil pig away?Hmm... It's not that it can't be moved, but it's a bit heavy.Otherwise, two people move together?Or call the two knights in to work?
The God of War bishop had just turned halfway through his thoughts when he saw the elf lady next to Master Nordmark stepping forward and leaning over to prolong the case.He sweated a bit, and quickly put his hands together:
"Miss, you..."
You don't need to do this kind of rough work!
Carrying a case, dragging pigs, etc., how could the Elf lady who came from afar do it herself!
Before his hand reached the edge of the case, there was a creak, and the two-meter-long case was already twitching rapidly.There was only one sound of the feet of the table dragging the floor, and the heavy magic pig, as well as the whole oak table under the magic pig, flew out.
Then, it rotated a 90-degree direction and landed vertically on the other side of the podium.
The Bishop raised his head blankly.Not far ahead, the silver-haired elf lady clapped her hands and stood back calmly, as if she had done an ordinary little thing.
... No, miss, it is one thing to be able to drag the table, but it is another thing to be able to easily drag the table and the magic pig to fly, as if there is no force at all!
What level of fighter are you...
It's a pity that the current situation does not allow him to strike up a conversation with Miss Elf—or strike up a conversation.Gretel had already summoned two floating discs and made a "please" gesture.Mr. Bishop quickly shut up, and lay down obediently to serve as a teaching tool.
"wrong."
"wrong."
"wrong again."
"Let's take a look, what will the electrocardiogram look like based on the wrong placement..."
A ready-made, gory example of error lay before the eyes, and the bishops finally shut up.Gretel looked around and raised his voice:
"If you can accurately control the landing point of the probe, you can of course do an ECG without taking off your clothes or armor. But generally speaking, it is recommended to take off your clothes, and it will be more accurate. Besides,"
He couldn't help laughing:
"Whether it's DC cardioversion, defibrillation, or chest compressions, you need to take off your clothes. Instead of taking them off when the time comes, why not be prepared?"
But no one seemed to be listening to him.Most of the God of War bishops, especially the younger ones, secretly glanced at Cerilla, then at Cerilla, and then at Cerilla...
Well, in the eyes of God of War priests, an elven beauty with outstanding looks may reach 80 points of attractiveness.However, the one who looks amazing and is also very good at fighting, pushing eight horses sideways with one hand, and pulling nine cows backwards?
The attractiveness soared to 120 points in an instant, and it was still infinitely upward, upward, upward.
"Cough-cough-"
A light cough sounded from the corner of the first row of the classroom.In an instant, the older and younger bishops collectively shuddered, regained their senses, and turned their attention back to Gretel.Gretel quickly glanced in that direction, an old man with white beard and white hair nodded slightly to him.
"His Excellency the Archbishop."
Gretel bowed slightly.Archbishop Noguera looked pleasant and nodded to him:
"Master Nordmark, the first aid plan you promote is very important for rescuing the heroic soldiers. ——May I ask, can using electric claws for rescue work without combining it with electrocardiogram magic?"
"Well, that's a good question." Gretel smiled at him:
"In fact, if you don't use electrocardiogram magic to control the triggering timing of the electric claws, the success rate of rescue is very low. Regarding this point, I will demonstrate it to you again. ——Cerilla!"
"Hey!"
brush!
Tiao An flew up again with the magic pig, and fell back to the original place lightly, with only a soft "click".
The eyes of the God of War bishops once again focused on Cerilla.After a pause, they turned to Gretel collectively, a little dull, and some accusations:
How could you let the beautiful elf lady do such a thing!
You are a mage, you are not willing to do the rough work of moving pigs, you let the knights do it!
Gretel hehe.He inserted the steel needle, recreated ventricular fibrillation on the demon pig, and greeted Cerilla:
"Try it with electric claws. Pay attention to the timing when I tell you, pay attention to the control-"
"Ok, no problem!"
Cirella is gearing up.Isn't it just an electric claw, just a small level 1 spell.Although Yinlong was good at manipulating ice and snow, as well as manipulating wind power, she couldn't be troubled by mere small spells.
What's more, after becoming an adult, she naturally comprehended the magic of "manipulating the wind" from the blood memory of the Dragon Clan.Roll the wind, gather the clouds, and the next step is naturally electricity.Call for a bolt of lightning, what a joke!
She eagerly stretched out her palm, her fingertips stretched out.Gretel quickly took a big step back:
"Everyone should pay attention, when performing electrical defibrillation, others must stay away from the patient..."
"Crack!"
A bright silver lightning leaped out across the sky and hit the demon pig directly.The devil pig slapped its ears and kicked its legs. Before it could struggle, it...
directly into coke.
"..."
"..."
"..."
Cerilla was stunned for a moment, turned over her palm to look at her fingertips, and then hurriedly threw [Cure Fatal Wounds] to the demon pig.While throwing it, flustered and flustered, muttering:
"I, I didn't mean to!"
A white light went down.
"I did not expect!"
A white light went down.
"I just advanced! I didn't control my power well!"
A white light went down.
Throughout the classroom, all the bishops looked at Cerilla in the wrong way.The first-level electric claw can directly inflict fatal wounds on the third-level demon pig. Miss, what is your magic level!
Level 3 definitely can't do it, maybe level 5 can't do it, level 7? Level 9?
No, absolutely more than that!These [Cure Fatal Wounds] were thrown out one by one without chanting, without intermission, without blinking at all.Even if you are a level 9 priest, you should at least take a break, right?
The eyes of the young bishops, especially those of non-noble origin, were straightened.Master Nordmark, how did you find an elf beauty with such high levels of magic, healing, and martial arts...
Standing on the sidelines as your assistant, moving pigs when you ask them to move pigs, and lightning when you ask them to strike lightning?
Damn!
Can you share your thoughts with us?
It would be nice to find a strong female warrior instead of an elf beauty!
Gretel had to ignore these fiery gazes.He coughed, stopped Cerilla, and faced the audience:
"Attention everyone, this is why we need to control the power of [Electric Claw]. If the power is too weak, the level of the rescued fighter is too high, and the electric shock will be ineffective; if the power is too strong, it will become like this..."
He spread his hands to the magic pig on the chopping board:
"Next, let's dissect it to see what kind of damage the strong current will cause to the internal organs, especially the heart. When everyone rescues in the future, the treatment can also be more targeted..."
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(End of this chapter)