Chapter 119: Common hatred and leaving the ship
Chapter 119: Common hatred and leaving the ship
As Lin Heng spoke, he stretched out his hand and placed it on the orc's chest.
"What the hell are you doing? Stop sucking my milk..."
Lin Heng showed an evil smile, and lightning immediately shot out from his palm, with light blue arcs flashing on the orc.
As soon as he let go, the orc boy in front of him fell to the ground with a "thump" and kept twitching.
Lin Heng took out the mace and hit the orc on the head while muttering something.
“Knock! Knock! Knock…”
"Crack, crack, crack..."
Lin Heng swung dozens of times in one breath, directly smashing the orc's upper body, no matter how strong the opponent was.
After such an injury, I can't stand up again.
"Oh, ho, ho! You're just like the weirdo among the orcs, shooting lightning! It's incredible.
By orc standards, you are now much better than the average pistol boy!" The fart-element political commissar said in surprise.
The fart spirits around were both surprised and delighted, and they rushed forward to punch and kick the orc's corpse, as if venting their resentment.
【力量:728+20 反应:272 五感:184 抗性:393 恢复:303+24 能量:1502+10】
Lin Heng smiled, and the fart spirits around him also laughed sinisterly. They all took action and threw the orc corpses into the pit. Squig would help them solve the problem.
"By the way, Comrade Lin Heng, remember to preserve the orcs' teeth next time. After all, they are all money." said the fart-like political commissar.
"Money? Orcs use teeth as currency for transactions?" Lin Heng asked in surprise.
"Of course. The bigger and longer the teeth are, the more valuable they are. So the Evil Moon clan whose teeth grow fast are the richest among the orc forces."
The Evil Moon Clan has the most wealth because their orc boys grow teeth very quickly. They are also more likely to be robbed by the orcs themselves.
Lin Heng nodded and said, "Then what are you waiting for?"
...
"Hey! Why do you look like a snotty person?"
Lin Heng walked up to a group of orcs, then picked out a lucky one and greeted him with rather vicious words.
"Huh?! I'm going to kill Ning!"
The orc who was greeted immediately became angry, picked up a machete and ran towards Lin Heng.
So one person ran and the beast chased him. I ran and it chased me, but who of them could not escape even with wings?
The fart spirits pulled up the rope, Lin Heng jumped up, and the orc didn't react in time and was tripped, falling to the ground with a thud.
The other party was raising his neck and cursing, but what he saw was a huge stick hitting his face.
"Knock! Knock! Knock! Zizizizizizi!"
【力量:748+21 反应:272 五感:184 抗性:393 恢复:327+19 能量:1512+10】
"puff"
Another orc corpse was thrown into the pit.
...
Lin Heng stood among a group of orcs, listening to their incomprehensible orc jokes.
Gulu came up with a plate of mushroom pie, and the orcs reached out to take it. Then, after the plate was completely cleaned.
One of the orcs picked up the plate and slapped Gollum away. The orcs next to him laughed as if they had seen something funny.
"Ahem...every boss, the chef asked me to tell you that the restaurant has nut squiggles. If you want to eat some, you can come and get some...ahem." Gollum stood up and said.
"Damn it! You dare to order us around! I think we shouldn't have brought the horse!" One of the orcs shouted, pounding the wall.
"Shi Re, I was thinking the same thing! Bring out the leprosy!" another orc shouted.
Lin Heng stood up, helped the fart spirit up and said, "I'll go with you."
One of the orcs stood up, grabbed Lin Heng's shoulders, and stared at Lin Heng with his round eyes narrowed and said:
"I want to have sex secretly, so I thought Ning must want to have sex secretly too! I'm Ning, eh, hurry up."
Lin Heng nodded.
Ten minutes later.
"Pfft."
【力量:748+24 反应:272 五感:184 抗性:393 恢复:327+23 能量:1512+10】
...
Lin Heng didn’t know how many days had passed. The orcs had no concept of time at all. They only ate and slept.
When they woke up, they fought. When they were tired, they ate. After eating, they changed their fighting styles and continued fighting. Lin Heng finally realized the terrifying nature of the orcs.
Not to mention that the orcs' physical fitness is much higher than that of the Astra Militarum, just talking about their desire for battle, Lin Heng feels that no one can compare to them.
And during their daily rest time, the orcs would play a face-biting game.
There will be a mutant Squig with fangs, tied up by the tail and hung up, and then the orcs below will tie their arms.
The two sides will decide the winner by biting each other. The orc who successfully bites Squig to death will be sought after and praised by the orcs.
Biting against Squig the Bite-faced is a game played by the orcs during their leisure time. Most of the time, Squig gets bitten to death.
The unlucky ones who had their faces bitten by Squig, or even worse, were bitten to death, became the laughing stock of the orcs.
It helps them regulate their physical, mental and emotional health during the boring space voyage.
Lin Heng had nothing to say about this. He sincerely respected the Star Army for being able to fight against such creatures.
It's really not easy, fighting a bunch of warmongers.
After another long period of time, Lin Heng finally received the news of landing. Although it was not the destination, at least he could proceed to the next step according to the plan of the Revolutionary Committee.
"Pfft."
【力量:877+17 反应:284 五感:184 抗性:408+15 恢复:416 能量:1652】
"What if those orcs come to see my situation? Should I go down and continue waiting?" Lin Heng asked.
"No, we have already made corresponding measures."
The fart-element political commissar said this and waved his hand to have the fart-element push a gigantic mushroom over.
Lin Heng didn't even need to look carefully to see that this thing grew from some kind of creature.
“This is a very precious slug fungus, and orcs only eat it during celebrations.
As you can see, this is Snotlout eating too many mushrooms and turning himself into a mushroom.
If we make some minor changes and then say a few ambiguous words in front of the orcs, they will definitely be fooled.
By then, we can leave this battleship by climbing the gun tube and reach the orc world."
"Damn! The Orc world, isn't that even more dangerous?" Lin Heng asked.
“No, no, no, orcs are too simple. Once their civilization develops to the point where they can travel between stars.
They will leave their own planet to conquer the next planet, and the orcs who stay behind are mostly wild boys.
A member of the Snakebite clan, a wild boy, and an orc who advocates ancient ways of life.
That is the Snakebite Clan. They are more traditional and disdain to use fancy modern technology. For us, it is quite beneficial. "
The fart commissar talked freely. If Lin Heng had not been cooperating with it now, he would really want to destroy this thing for the empire.
Fortunately, they are oppressed in the orc world, otherwise they would be such intelligent and tactful creatures.
If we give them the chance, I don't know what kind of trouble they will cause.
Just as they expected, after the warship landed, Most really came to check on Lin Heng's condition.
When the fart spirit carried up the mushroom, which was almost as tall as the orc, all the orcs burst into laughter.
"Ahahahaha, even though I shouldn't laugh, it's really funny. Why does this guy look like a snotty-nosed monster?"
Lin Heng felt a chill down his spine and began to pray to the Emperor, hoping that the orcs would remain so stupid forever.
"Yes, yes, I think I ate too many mushrooms, so I turned into a mushroom."
Lin Heng added appropriately.
"Well...whatever you want. When I fell asleep, Brother Mao told me about it.
Lin Heng is not important, but it is very important to attract other forces to fight! So no one wants to pick him.
Although I think I want to do it, but no one wants to do it! Did you hear me? "
The orcs around Mo stared at the huge mushroom with their eyes wide open and their mouths drooling.
But when they heard the "bang bang" sound of Most's claws, they withdrew their gazes one by one. After all, this was what the two great gods said, and they had to obey.
"Huh..." Lin Heng exhaled and nodded, thanking the emperor for his favor.
Afterwards, Lin Heng followed the members of the Fart Revolution Committee and drilled into the gun barrel. Fortunately, the structure of the orc warship was chaotic, and Lin Heng was able to drill out from the gap with great effort.
When he was really standing on a piece of ground covered with green grass, with a gentle breeze and full of fresh air.
Lin Heng couldn't believe that this was an orc planet. He thought that there would be wars everywhere on an orc planet.
Lin Heng stood on a towering hill. The last time he saw such a rural atmosphere was in that agricultural world.
The point is that the agricultural world is the product of the bulldozing of land after being processed by the empire.
In the world of orcs, they did not participate too much in the transformation of nature, but instead integrated into nature.
Looking into the distance, there were hundreds of red ball-shaped squiggles running freely on the grassland.
Behind them was an orc riding on some kind of creature, waving a whip and driving them to the designated location.
If Lin Heng had not seen the orcs and the battle scene, he would have thought that this place was someplace full of rural and natural atmosphere.
"It's wonderful, right? Anyway, where the Snake Bite Clan is, there aren't many mechanical creations.
We can set up our camp here and build our great Fart Revolutionary Committee from here!
Inherit the spirit of the Red Goblin, fire the first shot against the orcs and create equality in this area!" shouted the fart commissar.
Lin Heng expressed his respect and then left with Guru and dozens of fart spirits.
After escaping from the orc warship, Lin Heng felt refreshed. After all, who knows where the orc ship is heading to.
If it was really as Most said, that the purpose was to start a war, then he didn't want to meet the so-called orc god.
"This is really outrageous. The orcs have gods, and the warp has evil gods. How can humans compete with them?
Is the Emperor a human god?" Lin Heng muttered.
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