The Song Dynasty shocked the world by earning 100 million at the beginning

Chapter 483 1 Must get married?

Liu Yuanhui burst out laughing, and then said in a gloating voice: "Pfft! No..."

Yang Lu: "It's true..."

Xing Marriage was overjoyed: "I found it, I found it! It's Uncle Beard's voice!"

Li Kui was forcefully dragged to the bride's side.

When the bride saw Li Kui, she quickly stood up and came to Li Kui's side, drooling and looking at him happily...

Li Kui looked up and almost sat down on the ground in fright.

"Grandma, is this a human or a ghost? Why are you laughing at me? Stay away from grandpa! This is so disgusting!"

At this time, the bride's mouth was drooling even more. She was extremely excited after hearing Li Kui's voice, and she kissed Li Kui like a big bird.

This blow was like the weight of a mountain, and Li Kui was knocked directly into the air and fell to the ground...

"Grandma! You ugly thing, how dare you bump into me?!"

Li Kui was furious, struggled to get up and slammed into the bride.

This "thunder blow" seemed to hit a balloon.

I saw Li Kui sinking into the bride's belly, and then he was ejected more than five meters away with a "soaring" sound.

Then several savages brought Li Kui back.

At this time, the old leader said loudly: "The ceremony is completed!"

"What's the ceremony? Huh? Can you speak Chinese?" Li Kui, wearing only a grass skirt, asked.

"Uncle Hei, Uncle Hei, go and save Uncle Beard!" Xing Marriage said, shaking Yang Lu's hand.

Liu Yuanhui stopped the marriage and said with a smile: "Oh, there's no rush, no hurry! Let's take a look and don't miss Brother Tieniu's good deeds! Hahaha"

Yang Lu said lightly: "Liu Yuanhui, I think you are really a little bad."

Although Yang Lu said this, he did not take action. It was obvious that he was very interested in this wedding.

"At our wedding, if the bride likes the groom, she will bump into him. If the groom also likes the bride, he will bump into him! We pay attention to mutual love here, unlike your arranged marriage in the Central Plains." The old leader said.

Li Kui was startled, looked at the bride next to him with a lewd smile, then took a few steps back and said, "I love you so much! When did grandpa say that I fell in love with her? With this appearance, I would rather die than I will marry him!"

The old man said: "This matter is a done deal. If you don't obey, I have a hundred ways to deal with you!"

As the leader was talking, a dozen savages with sticks in their hands surrounded Li Kui.

At this time, Li Kui, who was tied up, had no ability to resist. He backed away repeatedly and said, "I can tell you, I have sores on my body!"

The leader replied: "There are also red flowers!"

After the leader said this, the bride lifted up her grass skirt, and there were several sores bleeding with pus and blood on her elephant-like legs...

Li Kui almost vomited when he saw it: "Wait a minute! I...I still have a tumor on my waist! It's contagious!"

The leader said: "There are also red flowers! There are more than one!"

Then the bride opened her raincoat and saw four or five tumors the size of goose eggs hanging on her waist.

Li Kui immediately vomited a puddle of sour water after watching it...

Liu Yuanhui, who had been watching this scene, was already laughing: "Ah hahaha, Tieniu is so lucky, hahaha!"

Yang Lu turned around and seemed to be smiling secretly.

Xing Marriage stared with big eyes: "Oh, the tumors and sores on this bride must be caused by eating meat all year round and not taking a bath!"

"Don't take a shower all year round?! Hahahahaha!" Liu Yuanhui covered his stomach and laughed to the sky...

At this time, Li Kui was already at his wits end and was being dragged back by a few savages...

But looking at his "bride-to-be" who looked like this, Li Kui used his last stubbornness to struggle and shouted: "I, I, I have never taken a bath since I was born, and my snoring while sleeping can kill a cow!" Burp, grind your teeth, and fart!”

The old man laughed: "Hahaha, there is such a fate in the world! My great-granddaughter Honghua has all the things you mentioned! You two are really a match made in heaven!"

As soon as she finished speaking, the bride farted like a thunder!

With a "boom" sound, the grass skirt behind the bride was lifted up as if blown by the wind...

Then she picked up a roasted deer head from the table, and half of the meat and bones fell off in one bite!

Then I heard the sound of bones breaking in the bride's mouth, and she swallowed it after just chewing it a few times.

The bride smiled at Li Kui.

With this smile, her mouth opened wide, and her purple teeth and black and uneven teeth were clearly visible.

After laughing, the bride burped again for more than ten seconds...

After seeing this, Li Kui was completely desperate, and his body collapsed on the ground.

Liu Yuanhui was stunned by the bride's series of actions.

"I said, Lao Yang, you are the best. I think Tieniu will be scared to death by this monster. If he doesn't do it, I'm afraid he will be sexually assaulted in front of everyone..."

Xing Marriage blinked: "Sexual assault? Brother, are you talking about having sex?"

Liu Yuanhui replied: "Hmm... almost, huh? You little brat, how come you know everything? Where did you hear all these words? Did Lao Yang teach you!"

Xing Marriage didn't answer, but just shook his head at Li Kui: "Oh, Uncle Beard is so pitiful!"

At this time, Yang Lu couldn't stand it any longer, and he rushed to Li Kui in a flash.

"I don't agree with this marriage!"

Li Kui raised his eyes and saw Yang Lu's stalwart back like a god descending to earth.

"Commander Yang? It's really you!" Li Kui cried loudly, his nose filled with tears, and he knelt down and leaned against Yang Lu.

"Oh my God, if you don't come again, I won't be able to survive! Waaaah!"

Yang Lu saw that Li Kui's tears and snot were all on him, and he immediately kicked Li Kui away.

"Stay away from me. If you want me to help you, don't come close!" Yang Lu said.

Li Kui looked at Yang Lu pitifully like an aggrieved child, and sucked back the snot that immediately flowed into his mouth...

"Great God, they are in love and the wedding has been completed. Even if you don't agree, there is nothing you can do to change it!" the old leader said.

"I was busy just now. I just saw that the groom is the man I am looking for. You also saw that he is also Han." Yang Lu said.

The old leader stood up: "Great God, since they touched each other, it means that this is God's will. If we don't obey, God will definitely punish us!"

"That is to say, their marriage must be consummated?" Yang Lu put his hand on the handle of the knife.

"The will of God will never be violated even if one's body is shattered into pieces!" the leader shouted.

At this time, thousands of savages all around rushed over with weapons in hand!

"It seems you really want me to go on a killing spree!"

Yang Lu pulled out his Tang Dao and cut off the rope on Li Kui's body.

After Li Kui got up, he punched a savage next to him and shouted at the bride: "You want me? There is no way!"

At this time, everyone held weapons and slowly forced them forward.