Chapter 436 I Used Glue
Chapter 436 I Used Glue
The barrage passed by and the video continued.
After Aha had his heart replaced, he immediately pulled Akivilli, who was unable to get up, to explore the planet. Aha ran very fast, and Akivilli flew very fast like a kite.
As for Xing and the others, although they got up, their legs were shaking like those of an old man who had suffered a stroke. Every step they took felt as tiring as if they had climbed ten Mount Everests.
Because the gravity was too great, Lao Yang in the video couldn't bear it and started screaming.
"It's only ten times bigger than Earth, so why are the gravity and atmospheric pressure so much higher?"
"Then why can Aha replace his mouse heart? Is he some kind of Lego alien?"
"And it can even jump and dance?"
"Is this world abnormal, am I or is it Ahaha?"
Old Yang roared to the sky!
[Comment: Dan Heng: Mr. Walter, let me speak for you. Yeah, in this world, am I the one who's abnormal, or is it Aha?]
[Bullet screen: March 7: Uncle Yang has no more chances, and I only have one chance]
[Comment: Xing: Answer: It’s the world that’s not normal. I only have one chance left, so I can’t say anything more.]
[Bullet screen: Ara Taki Ichito: Ahahaha, I still have two more times]
[Bullet screen: Jiuqi Shinobu: ←_←]
After Lao Yang finished yelling in the video, the people on the train could only continue to move forward at a snail's pace. After an unknown amount of time, the train crew finally saw a person.
The man didn't know what was going on and was crying on the ground holding someone.
"Uncle Yang, Sister Ji Zi, that person is crying, and seems to be calling his beloved wife?" March Seven pointed over.
"I'm afraid something happened to his wife. Let's go and take a look." Ji Zi said immediately after seeing it.
The kind-hearted train crew quickened their pace and rushed over.
After just half an hour's journey, they finally reached the man across a distance of 100 meters.
"Sir, what happened to your wife? If there is..." March 7, who was eager to help, was about to ask when she saw the true face of his beloved wife in the other person's arms.
San Yueqi's words were instantly tangled.
"This, this is... Chong... Chong..." Xingye opened his mouth in shock.
"Charge...baby!" Old Yang also opened his mouth in shock.
At this moment, the man holding his "beloved wife" turned around to look at the people on the train, and his true face was revealed. It was Qi Fu! !
"My friend, do you have any tape? I accidentally broke my wife's vagina!" Qi Fu asked with a sad face while saying some banned words and looking at everyone in the train crew.
Ji Zi: “…………”
Dan Heng: “…………”
[Bullet screen: Qi Fu: Fuck]
[Bullet screen: Kaia: Hahahahaha, my dear wife, it’s just right, it’s finally just right, hahahahaha]
[Comment: Xingqiu: This is my initial feeling, it’s so right]
[Bullet screen: Luyeyuan Heizo: Hahahaha]
[Bullet screen: Yaejinko: Qi Fu, how could your beloved wife explode? Hahahaha]
[Bullet screen: Ying: Hahahahaha]
[Comment: Kamisato Ayato: Hahahaha, it’s a pity that we didn’t see the whole thing, but from the lower body we can tell that she’s wearing a JK outfit, that’s what is called a JK outfit, right?]
[Comment: Tartaglia: His face is revealed, but...]
[Bullet screen: Navia: That’s clearly not a human, it’s a big-mouthed monster, and it’s way too ugly] (PS: Just think of the one in Gintama, it looks exactly like that!)
[Bullet screen: Gui Naifen: But, her hair is pink]
[Bullet screen: Yaejinko: I know, that’s Miss Yu]
[Comment: Coral Palace Heart Sea: No, that's a certain fox lady with pink hair. And then, fox lady, you've run out of times!]
[Banmu: Baihuzhai: Alas, the Son of God asked me to pass on a message. She's not the only pink-haired girl, there are so many pink-haired girls in the group.]
[Bullet screen: Xitlari: It's not me, my mouth isn't that big.]
[Comment: Ester: I have pink hair and a small mouth, so I should also say something that's not me, right?]
[Bullet screen: Varesha: Uh, I have pink hair and a big mouth]
[Bullet screen: Ian Shan: Poof!]
[Dolphin: Dolly: That's Varesa, it's decided]
[Comment: Kavi: Master Dolly seems to have pink hair as well]
[Danmu: Dolly: You don’t need to say it (eyes wide open)]
[Banmu: Bai'e: Feng Jin also has pink hair]
[Bullet screen: Feng Jin: ←_←]
[Bullet screen: Alice: Hahahaha]
[Comment: Doctor Zhenli: You guys are so speechless. How can you use fake doll hair to disparage others? It's clearly just an ordinary... low-quality doll.]
[Comment: Qi Fu: Exactly, that’s right. And I don’t use an inflatable one, I use a silicone one!]
[Bullet screen: Zhongli: 6]
[Bullet screen: Tartaglia: 6]
[Bullet screen: Gold Dust: 6]
[Bullet screen: Tail Master: 6]
While the barrage was still popping up, changes occurred in the video.
Although the people on the train were shocked by the ugly and inferior doll in Qi Fu's arms, Lao Yang still kindly gave Qi Fu a piece of tape.
It didn't take long before Qi Fu had pasted his "beloved wife" back on and even re-inflated it.
The inflated "beloved wife" is even more unsettling. She is wearing a real JK costume, and her big lips look like a monster. The more you look at her, the more you wonder if Qi Fu's aesthetic taste has some problems.
"Thank you very much. If it weren't for your generous treatment, my beloved wife would have died here." Qi Fu expressed his gratitude to the train crew.
"No, it's okay. Saving the dying and the wounded and doing what is right is our job as Wumingke. You don't have to be polite." Old Yang looked at his "beloved wife" with a twitch of his mouth, then refused Qi Fu's thank-you gift.
"Actually, I think it's better for you to sacrifice your 'beloved wife' and get a better one!" Xing couldn't help but whispered.
"How long has this 'beloved wife' been used? There are only dots left in his eyes. I want to shoot him with an arrow," March Seven whispered.
Because the two spoke very quietly, Qi Fu did not hear and continued speaking:
"Since you saved my beloved wife, I should repay you. I see that you are walking so slowly now. You must have just arrived at the Battle Star. I'm afraid you don't know the rules of the Battle Star, let alone how to adapt to this planet. Why don't I guide you?" Qi Fu said again.
"Is it okay?" Although Ji Zi felt that Qi Fu was a little unreliable, there seemed to be no one else around. Aha and Akivili had already run away somewhere, so the only person they could ask seemed to be Qi Fu.
"Of course, my beloved wife and I have been fighting on this planet for three consecutive years. I am also a number one figure on the battle planet, and many people know me," Qi Fu said again.
When the train crew heard Qi Fu say that he and his beloved wife had fought on this planet for three years and were known to many people, some indescribable images immediately emerged in their minds.
They suddenly didn't know how to respond.
"Hahaha, are you surprised? I'm very strong. Now, I'll first see your fighting ability, and then I'll tell you the rules of this planet and how to break through the power."
As Qi Fu spoke, he took out a monocle from somewhere and put it on his eyes.
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