Phi-Fic Chapter 4 My roommate calls me wife?
Chapter 4 My roommate calls me wife?
Gu Dapeng was a very outgoing person. He kept talking as he dragged the woven bag inside.
Followed by.
The third and fourth roommates arrived one after another.
The third one is Su Ze, a typical rich second-generation.
He was dressed in designer clothes, pulling a Rimowa suitcase worth tens of thousands of yuan, and his hair was neatly combed. As soon as he entered, he handed out a pack of cigarettes to everyone.
"Hey brothers, look out for me from now on."
The fourth one is named Lin Le. He is not tall, wears thick-rimmed glasses, looks like a homebody, carries a huge laptop bag, and holds a Switch in his hand.
The four of them have gathered.
As is customary, everyone introduced themselves and their hometowns, and then simply took turns arranging themselves in order.
Gu Dapeng was the oldest, so he became the eldest.
Su Ze is the second oldest.
Jiang Bai Laosan.
Lin Le is the youngest, the fourth child.
After making their beds and tidying up their things, the four boys sat around the table in the middle and started chatting and joking.
This is also the fastest way for boys to build friendships in their dormitories.
As they chatted, the topic naturally veered towards the girl.
Su Ze crossed his legs, blew a smoke ring, and said with a mysterious expression.
"Hey, when you guys came up here, did you hear anything?"
"What's the rumor?" Gu Dapeng asked, munching on an apple. "The cafeteria raised prices?"
"Tacky!" Su Ze gave him a disdainful look. "I meant beautiful women!"
"I was downstairs just now and I overheard several people talking about how a stunningly beautiful woman barged into our men's dormitory!"
"It's said that she's so beautiful that even the dorm supervisor was stunned."
"I wonder which lucky guy is to have a girlfriend of this caliber escort him upstairs."
"Tsk tsk tsk, it's like some are dying of thirst while others are drowning in floods."
Jiang Bai, who was drinking water: "Pfft—"
He spat out a mouthful of water.
"Cough cough cough..."
Jiang Bai coughed violently, his face turning bright red.
"Third brother, what's wrong? Drink your water slowly." Gu Dapeng kindly patted his back.
"No...it's nothing, I just choked."
Jiang Bai waved his hand guiltily, not daring to raise his head.
girlfriend?
What the hell is this girlfriend?!
That's Lao Tzu himself!
But he absolutely cannot say that, otherwise how will he survive in 404?
"Tch, I've heard about that too."
Lin Le, the fourth brother who had been looking down at his phone, suddenly pushed up his glasses and let out a cold laugh.
"However, second brother, your information is outdated."
"What?" Su Ze was taken aback.
Lin Le held his phone up to everyone, and the screen displayed the school forum interface.
"There's no need to even hear about it; the forums have already exploded."
"The photo of that beautiful woman has already been released."
"It's currently the most popular topic on the entire site, and the new title is 'The God of Pure Love Falls to the Ground, and the Most Beautiful Freshman Is Suspected to Be Taken'."
"Come, come, let me examine you." Su Ze moved closer.
Gu Dapeng also squeezed his head in.
"Pretty? How pretty can she be? She's even prettier than Cuihua from our village... Holy crap?!"
Before Gu Dapeng could finish speaking, he blurted out a phrase about national essence.
Su Ze's eyes widened, and he gasped.
"hiss--"
"This...this is a freshman?"
"This level of beauty is so realistic, even Photoshop wouldn't dare to edit it this much!"
"She's so innocent! This gem already has a boyfriend? Who is he? I challenge him to a duel!"
I watched my three roommates getting aroused by my photos in women's clothing.
Jiang Bai sat beside him, feeling as if he were sitting on pins and needles, as if he had thorns in his back, as if he had a fishbone stuck in his throat.
This feeling is so embarrassing!
So weird!
"Third brother, look!" Su Ze shoved his phone in front of Jiang Bai's face. "Look at those legs... no, look at that aura!"
Jiang Bai was forced to glance at it.
The photo is the one that was taken of him secretly on the main road.
She lowered her eyes and looked meek, her cheeks slightly flushed.
I must say, the film actually has a pretty good atmosphere.
"Hmm...it's alright," Jiang Bai commented dryly.
"good?"
The three of them roared in unison.
"Jiang Bai, aren't you being too picky? You call this 'okay'?"
"She's absolutely stunning!"
Just then, Lin Le, who had been staring at his phone, suddenly exclaimed.
"Holy crap! The case's solved!"
"What case has been solved?"
"Look at the comments section!" Lin Le pointed to the bottom of the screen. "Someone has leaked something!"
"This beautiful girl just registered at the registration point."
"According to sources, she was in Class 6 of the 26 graduating class of our Performing Arts Department!"
Upon hearing this, the dormitory fell silent instantly.
The apple in Gu Dapeng's hand fell to the ground and rolled twice.
The cigarette in Su Ze's hand burned his fingers, making him shudder.
Lin Le's glasses slipped down to the tip of his nose.
The three people looked at each other, then suddenly turned to look at Jiang Bai.
"Third brother..."
"If I remember correctly, we... are also from Class 6 of the Performing Arts Department, right?"
Jiang Bai: "..."
It’s over.
What a damn fate!
I've actually become my own classmate?
What the hell is my classmate? It's me!
"Doesn't that mean..." Su Ze's voice trembled with excitement, "This goddess is our classmate?!"
"Those who are near the water get the moon first!"
"Will I be able to see him every day in class from now on?!"
Gu Dapeng was beaming with joy: "Oh my god, our class is going to be rich! We'll be so proud to go out in the future!"
The entire dormitory instantly erupted into a celebratory atmosphere.
Except for Jiang Bai.
He slumped in his chair, utterly dejected, looking at his roommates who were fantasizing about him, feeling utterly hopeless.
If his identity is exposed later, will he be killed by these three people working together?
Looking at Jiang Bai's indifferent and unmoved expression.
Su Ze finally realized something was wrong.
He looked at Jiang Bai suspiciously, his gaze gradually becoming strange.
"Third brother."
"Something's wrong with you."
"We're all so excited about this great news, why aren't you reacting at all?"
"Exactly!" Gu Dapeng also realized what was going on. "Everyone has a love for beauty, your reaction is way too indifferent!"
Lin Le pushed up his glasses, a wise glint flashing across the lenses:
"Based on Freudian psychological analysis..."
"When faced with a female of this caliber, if a male does not exhibit the instinctive urge to mate, there are only two possibilities."
"First, you are a eunuch."
"second……"
The three exchanged a glance, then simultaneously took a step back, hands covering their chests, looking at Jiang Bai with wary expressions.
"Jiang Bai, you wouldn't happen to be...that kind of person, would you?"
"We're brothers! Even a rabbit doesn't eat the grass near its burrow!"
"I like to sleep naked, so please don't do anything rash!"
Jiang Bai's lips twitched violently.
What the hell?!
I'm straight! Straighter than a steel bar!
He rolled his eyes dramatically, annoyed, grabbed an apple from the table, and took a big bite.
"Get lost!"
"I'm very straightforward!"
"I just think this woman is just average-looking, is it wrong that she doesn't fit my aesthetic standards?"
"cut--"
The three men booed, clearly disbelieving.
"Keep pretending!"
"When you see her in person at the class meeting tomorrow, I bet you'll be drooling!"
"Whoever acts like a simp when the time comes will be a coward!"
"Fine, fine, I'll be your grandson, okay?" Jiang Bai said helplessly, giving up.
Although his orientation was misunderstood, he managed to get away with the cross-dressing issue.
After a few rounds of banter, the atmosphere in the dormitory instantly became lively.
Boys' friendships are that simple.
They've talked about beautiful women together and joked around together; that makes them like half-brothers.
But none of them expected it.
That "goddess" who haunted their dreams and whom they vowed to win over.
Right now, I'm sitting across from them, munching on an apple, listening to them discuss how to win over "her".
This scene.
So beautiful.
Jiang Bai chewed on his apple, making a silent vow in his heart.
This damn system, if it sends out cross-dressing missions again...
I'd rather jump off this building and die outside than wear this again!
absolute!