Phi-Fic Chapter 102 Leopard Turns into Lobster; Who is My Wife?
Chapter 102 Leopard Turns into Lobster; Who is My Wife?
"Feifei, are you alright?"
Even though the zombies' superpowers had been stripped away, they still had the ability to self-destruct.
The power was considerable; it not only blasted him into a cloud of blood mist, but also created a deep crater around him.
Lu Fei, being so close, was completely bruised and bleeding.
Her pretty face was covered in blood, with only a pair of big, blinking eyes remaining, indicating that she was alive.
"Cough cough, this bastard has no sportsmanship, he wants to die with me??"
Lu Fei was so angry that she wanted to grab the zombie and beat it up again, but it was blown to bits, leaving her with nowhere to vent her anger, which made her so angry that she kept jumping up and down.
Cao Huai quickly held her down, carefully protecting her.
"Oh dear, be careful. You can't jump around like that while you're pregnant. It'll hurt the baby."
Cao Huai's words startled Lu Fei. She suddenly remembered the lie she had just made up. Just as she was about to explain, she heard Cao Zhengyu's weak groan.
The person finally woke up.
Cao Huai quickly turned to check on his nephew; this time, his injury was quite serious.
"You child, how could you be so reckless? You're going to be a father someday, you need to be more mature..."
"Uncle, what did you say? I can't hear you!"
Cao Zhengyu squinted, only able to see Cao Huai's mouth opening and closing, his ears ringing, unable to hear a word he was saying.
"I'm telling you, you're going to be a father, you can't be so reckless anymore (voice cracks)!"
"Whose dad turned into a giant python??"
Cao Zhengyu's hearing was severely impaired, and the two of them were exhausted from trying to communicate. Cao Huai shouted until his voice cracked, but they still couldn't understand each other.
Let's text each other!
Cao Huai was speechless. He wanted to take out a pen and paper from his pocket to talk to his nephew, but he found that Cao Zhengyu's eyesight was not very good either. He couldn't see the words clearly even when the paper was pressed against his face.
"That son of a bitch's sonic attack has damaged his vision and hearing," Lu Fei said angrily. "I'll try using purification to see if it will make him feel better."
As the golden light dissipated, Cao Zhengyu's symptoms improved somewhat, but he was not fully recovered. He still had a buzzing noise in his ears, making it seem as if he could hear things from a great distance.
"It's over. He was supposed to be a leopard, but now he's a lobster (deaf and blind)." Lu Fei sighed, grabbing his hand. "No matter what, he did this to help me, and I will take responsibility for him."
"Oh dear, niece-in-law, you already have his child. It's only right that he died for you. Don't be too sad. I brought a healing ability user with me, so his injuries should be fine."
Cao Huai comforted Lu Fei, whose lips twitched uncontrollably. She was about to open her mouth to explain that she and Cao Zhengyu had never even kissed, so where would they get a child? They wouldn't reproduce asexually.
As a result, Cao Huai caught sight of Rong Qi standing to the side, and a look of nostalgia flashed in his eyes.
He slowly walked over and carefully examined Rong Qi's face. He thought that Rong Qi was such a handsome man back then, but now only a faint outline could be recognized as his former charm.
"Commander Rong, do you remember me? I am Cao Huai."
Cao Huai spoke slowly, staring intently at Rong Qi, not missing a single expression. The excitement of their long-awaited reunion made his voice tremble.
"Back then, you were in charge of protecting the central base when a sudden zombie outbreak occurred. Although the base was saved, rumors circulated that you had died in a suicide bombing. I am so happy to see that you are still alive."
As Cao Huai spoke, his eyes reddened. Back then, Rong Qi led a few thousand men against a horde of tens of thousands of zombies. They did win, but those few thousand men were all wiped out.
All that remained on the battlefield were the soldiers' torn uniforms, among which were Rong Qi's badges.
Therefore, everyone assumed that Rong Qi had died in battle, and there is a tombstone for him in the martyrs' cemetery.
Cao Huai excitedly said a lot to Rong Qi, but found that Rong Qi was not happy to see him again, but instead felt a sense of fear and guilt.
The ferocity he displayed while fighting zombies was completely gone; he crouched, clutching his head and retreating hastily.
"No, I'm not Rong Qi, I'm not the commander, I'm a useless piece of trash, I'm a murderer... I'm not Rong Qi... I'm not..."
The more Rong Qi talked, the more excited he became. In the end, he simply pushed Cao Huai away and, taking advantage of Cao Huai's unsteady stance, jumped directly into the sewer.
By the time Cao Huai ran over, the person had already disappeared.
"Rong Qi, Rong Qi!"
Cao Huai called out for a while, but still couldn't see Rong Qi. In the end, he could only walk back disappointed.
Walking over to Lu Fei and Cao Zhengyu, I saw the two of them talking at cross purposes.
"Come with me, let's go see a doctor."
"We're going to go drinking?? I don't like drinking, but I'll drink with you if you want!"
"What the hell are you drinking? I said let's go together, but you're hard of hearing and you're still interrupting. I'm about to get so angry at you."
"What? You're saying you don't drink because you're pregnant?"
Cao Zhengyu has hearing problems, so his voice unconsciously becomes louder, almost shouting.
Even he himself was puzzled when he shouted it out: Who was Lu Fei pregnant with?
Just as he was about to ask, Cao Huai came over cheerfully and patted him on the shoulder.
"You fool, of course it's yours. Our Cao family has a tradition of never playing with feelings. Now that you and Feifei are together and have a child, you'd better treat her well in the future."
They lied to me and kept things from me before; that's just too much.
Cao Zhengyu squinted, trying hard to decipher Cao Huai's words. After a few words of gibberish, he vaguely picked up some details.
"Who's pregnant?"
"Feifei, your wife!"
"Whose wife?"
"Your wife!!"
"My wife?? Who??"
"Lu Fei, you idiot!"
The back-and-forth between the uncle and nephew caused Lu Fei's blood pressure to spike. She wondered if Cao Zhengyu's hearing was failing or if he had lost his intelligence.
She didn't notice the smirk on Cao Zhengyu's lips and the gleam in his eyes as he shouted these words.
"My wife is Lu Fei? She's pregnant?" Cao Zhengyu turned to look at Lu Fei. "When did this happen?"
Could it be that during those two days underground, what I did to you?
Thinking this, Cao Zhengyu's expression became shy and embarrassed, but he still looked at Lu Fei very seriously.
"Although I don't know when I offended you, now that you're pregnant with my child, I will take responsibility for you."
As they spoke, those who were close to Lu Fei gathered around and heard Cao Zhengyu's shout.
Luo Feiyu's concerned expression froze instantly, his gentle smile stiffened on his face, and his eyes were filled with shock and pain.
Chen Feiang was so angry his hair stood on end. If it weren't for his injuries that made it difficult for him to move, he probably would have run over and punched Cao Zhengyu long ago.
Gu Changge and the others also came over dragging a string of human sticks. When they heard Cao Zhengyu's words, they were so surprised that the ropes in their hands fell to the ground.
"Cao Zhengyu, you bastard, how dare you touch our eldest sister! I'm going to castrate you!"
"Cao Zhengyu, you, you dare to get my cousin pregnant! I, where's my knife? I'm going to kill him! Don't stop me!"
For a moment, Cao Zhengyu's words threw everyone into chaos, and most of them wanted to beat him to death.
But when everyone rushed over, they were stopped by Lu Fei.
“He’s seriously injured, don’t touch him,” Lu Fei sighed, feeling everyone’s burning gazes. “I’m not pregnant, we’re innocent, what we did just now was just a temporary measure.”
Cao Zhengyu was injured because of me, so I have to take care of him.
After explaining, seeing everyone breathe a sigh of relief, Lu Fei twitched her lips. They were just so afraid of her finding a partner.
When her gaze inadvertently fell on the group of thugs, Lu Fei's eyes turned sharp.
"Strip them naked."