Phi-Fic Chapter 8: The Sick Pig Cured, 3 Yuan for Free
Chapter 8: The Sick Pig Cured, 3 Yuan for Free
"Ho ho ho~"
"985, 211, let's go!"
"Cousin, you're not kidding us, are you? Can you give us the bonus secretly? I'm afraid Mom will steal it..."
Everyone has experience with [Chinese New Year red envelopes].
Who doesn't hand over their New Year's money?
Jiang Feng readily agreed: "OK, I guarantee you'll keep it yourselves. Your parents won't dare confiscate it."
"Thank you, cousin!"
"Thank you, cousin!"
"Thank you, cousin!"
My cousins cheered loudly.
Seeing Jiang Feng's maturity and composure, Jiang Zhijun and the others had mixed feelings. This kid was not even twenty years old. If he hadn't failed the college entrance exam, he would be a freshman in college now, right?
ah~
Grandpa Jiang Zhenshan smiled and sighed:
"Xiaofeng, you're not young anymore. Now that your career is stable, you should start thinking about marriage."
"I want to hold my great-grandchild too!"
My uncle joked, "Yeah, that's right. It's good to get married early. Four generations under one roof, maybe even five!"
"Auntie, I have a distant niece..."
"Auntie, I have a niece who is a cousin of my uncle..."
My aunt has a classmate's daughter...
Family gathering? No
Matchmaking event? Yes
Jiang Feng silently asked the system:
"Shouldn't we listen to advice?"
【凸(￣皿￣)凸】
Not everything trivial has value, and things you already know about won't trigger rewards.
For example, someone advises you to take care of your health.
For example, someone might advise you to study hard.
For example, someone might advise you to become president.
That's utter nonsense!
Things or principles that you understand yourself cannot trigger system rewards because they have no value.
Jiang Feng shrugged: "Sigh, okay!"
╮(╯_╰)╭
He doesn't want to get married.
They don't believe in love either.
During high school, he had a girlfriend who was a senior in junior and senior high school. By chance, the two of them unexpectedly got together!
This relationship was innocent, naive, and budding.
Died without any disease
Very short
The senior student did well in the college entrance examination and was admitted to Rongcheng University. This relationship ended not long after she started school.
Perhaps it's because she's grown up!
mature
reason
reality
After all, Jiang Feng's family background is too poor, his academic performance is mediocre, he doesn't have outstanding looks, and his taste is just average. There must be better options to pursue her, right?
Love can blossom with anyone.
You and I are not the only options!
Jiang Feng had long since become indifferent to love and had no interest in it, but he vaguely regretted that this relationship was too naive.
Understand? (→_→)
ah~
Although he didn't want to get married, Jiang Feng was extremely interested in pretty girls! Unfortunately, he had no time, no opportunity, and no target!
Are there any couples who don't need to get married?
【visit a prostitute】
"..."
After finishing dinner, it was already past midnight. Jiang Feng returned to his room and watched the live streams from girls in the same city, sending comments to each of them:
[Should it flash?]
[Should it flash?]
[Should it flash?]
...
The next morning, Jiang Feng was on his way to the pig farm when he ran into Song Nan at his doorstep. She anxiously asked him:
"Jiang Feng, did my dad ask you to sell pigs?"
You absolutely can't buy it!
"Those are all diseased pigs!"
Jiang Feng nodded indifferently: "I know, but it's okay, you don't need to worry about it, I know what I'm doing."
Song Nan, still sobbing, tried to comfort him:
"But--"
"No buts, go back to school!" Jiang Feng waved his hand firmly to interrupt her, unwilling to say anything more.
We were elementary school classmates, after all.
Jiang Feng did not speak ill of him.
He had just arrived at his office when Song Laosan and the mastermind behind the pigs arrived at the pig farm, fearing that Jiang Feng might change his mind.
All five thousand pigs have been delivered!
Jiang Feng checked and confirmed there were no problems.
(Except for abnormal fever)
The other party solemnly emphasized, "President Jiang, we've agreed that you'll be responsible for any problems that arise later."
Jiang Feng gave a seemingly affirmative answer with a half-smile:
"Each each other!"
"With the transaction completed, neither party will bear any responsibility for any subsequent issues, and there will be no disputes."
“Happy cooperation~”
“Happy cooperation~”
The transaction contract, disclaimer, and payment remarks all clearly state that neither party is liable after the transaction is completed.
OK, all done, everyone's happy!
But both sides were thinking to themselves:
You won't be laughing for long...
(→_→)(←_←)
The once empty breeding area was instantly filled with medium-sized pigs, which is also the fastest growth stage for pigs. They can gain up to three pounds a day and easily reach 300 pounds after two months.
That's equivalent to saving four months—
The cub stage lasts 60 days.
60-day breeding period
At a mere 500 yuan per head, that's less than the price of a piglet. Piglets have long since exceeded 1,000 yuan in price, and there's no market for them even when they are available.
It's impossible to buy!
African swine fever was resolved instantly by the system.
The sick pig has been cured.
The sick pig, which had been abnormally feverish, lethargic, and confused, suddenly perked up and started grunting as it ate its feed.
The employees looked on thoughtfully.
"Wow, this is really high-tech!"
"Tsk tsk tsk~"
After leaving the pig farm and going down the mountain, Song Laosan rushed to the village to spread the word that Jiang Feng had bought diseased pigs.
Exaggerated and fabricated, the villagers spread the rumors:
"I heard that Jiang Feng bought only diseased pigs!"
"It is said that hundreds of them died that day."
"Today, xx people died."
"Today, xx people died."
"Today, xx people died."
"It's said that all of Jiang Feng's pigs have died..."
The villagers finally felt relieved. That's just how people are; they despise you for being poor, fear you for being rich, and can't stand seeing others do well.
The joy was immense, and everyone spread the news!
Song Laosan, with a sense of righteous indignation, contacted the epidemic prevention department and reported that African swine fever had appeared at Jiang Feng's pig farm.
Soon, the animal disease control department arrived…
Watching the pigs grunting and munching on their feed, their faces were ashen. Was this swine fever? Were they reincarnated starving ghosts?
草
He immediately called back and angrily berated the whistleblower.
"You think we're bored? How dare you frame someone? You wait, we'll contact the police station right now."
"You'd better wait until you get detained!"
Song Laosan: "…………" (Confused)
WTF
I... I didn't frame anyone! Jiang Feng's pig farm definitely has sick pigs! Framed? And you want to detain me?
(￣ Pan￣)
He felt dizzy and almost fainted.
Don't!
Don't!
Don't!
Soon, the police came to Song Laosan's house and took him away. They gave him a stern lecture for two hours and made him write a letter of commitment that he would really be detained if he spread rumors again.
Back home, Song Laosan was completely distraught.
"Could it be that Jiang Feng's pig farm is alright?"
"No, impossible, absolutely impossible! I saw five thousand diseased pigs with my own eyes, there's no mistake!"
"What's going on?"
Two months later, the pigs were ready for market again.
The villagers stared in disbelief as truckloads of fat pigs were transported out of the pig farm, their expressions completely out of control.
"Where did this come from?"
"Didn't they say Jiang Feng's pigs were all dead?"
"I…"
"this…"
They were furious, their blood pressure soared, their faces were filled with shock and resentment, envy, jealousy and hatred, and their eyes were red.
Song Da Congming rolled his eyes and hiccuped.
He fainted on the ground!
The pig seller was stunned when he heard the news; he couldn't believe he had sold the pigs himself.
It was sold for a low price of 2.5 million!
Thirty million now?
Ahhhhhh~
(T_T)
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