Phi-Fic Chapter 99: Fluent in Russian, the Entire Staff Are Astounded
Chapter 99: Fluent in Russian, the Entire Staff Are Astounded
Warren Buffett, the legendary investor, has never believed in luck!
He was convinced that Jiang Feng possessed some kind of technology that could influence the salmon migration, a revolutionary high-tech achievement.
While the other Wall Street financial giants were traditional oil enthusiasts, he was optimistic about salmon farming technology.
Warren Buffett has always believed in value investing.
Jiang Feng's technique has great potential.
So, I'm very sorry!
We have to find a way to get it!
Young George Soros was very resentful of Jiang Feng, a Chinese man. He felt that Jiang Feng was just lucky, favored by Lady Luck, and a typical nouveau riche, a fat sheep.
Wouldn't it be a crime not to slaughter such a fat sheep?
I'm thirty years old and I don't earn as much as him. Does that mean I'm inferior to him? Shit, how could that be?
(￣へ￣)
In their view, Jiang Feng had a string of good luck and suddenly became incredibly wealthy, faster than a rocket.
However, this also resulted in his lack of depth and experience!
Wealth without virtue
There will surely be disaster.
This time, Jiang Feng is going to suffer a huge loss. He doesn't have any inside information from the Japanese government or the well-connected information channels of Wall Street's upper class, and he didn't know that nuclear wastewater was going to be discharged.
If he invests in salmon farms in Japan.
100% total loss!
At that time, according to the betting agreement, the oil fields worth tens of billions will belong to them, with a cost of only two hundred billion US dollars.
100% profit margin, minimum $20 billion!
They are all optimistic about the crude oil market and believe that oil prices will definitely soar once the super flu pandemic is over.
That's the allure of betting.
There is no requirement for equal value of the chips; each party takes what they need, depending on what they need and what they are willing to give up.
Since it's a gamble, how can it be fair?
Otherwise it wouldn't be called a bet...
I am willing to admit defeat!
These Wall Street financial giants are greedy and ruthless. Which of them is a kind-hearted person? Soft-hearted?
You can't stand firm if you're not ruthless.
If I hadn't been ruthless, would I have gotten this far?
Don't be fooled by those ridiculous little tales of legend, boasting about their intelligence, wisdom, and sharp insight. That's just their own self-promotion and packaging to cover up the unspeakable filth behind it all.
Does the filth of capitalism need further emphasis?
How many people's blood did they bleed out of their success?
How many heads are you stepping on?
How many ordinary people have been brought to tears by this?
These people's so-called wealth donations are nothing more than setting up a charitable foundation and handing it over to their descendants to manage, so that they can have an ATM and a talisman.
Although all the money earned is used for charity.
However, the returns on investment can be huge dividends, which is equivalent to the efforts of one generation enabling ten or even a hundred generations to enjoy the privileged life of the upper class!
Moreover, how much impact does owning a huge charitable foundation have on a family's reputation and status? It makes them veritable aristocrats of the new era! They will always be respected.
These assets will still belong to their descendants.
It's equivalent to a [deposit principal and withdraw interest] investment.
They can also gain immense fame, status, and connections in the upper world, joining the ranks of top celebrities.
Would you be willing to switch places with me?
Even if it doesn't involve tax exemption, they are willing to do it; this is the greatest and most correct use of wealth.
This avoids the problem of wealth not lasting beyond three generations!
Definitely a hereditary noble family!
In the past, European elites risked everything to become nobles. Now, the traditional aristocracy no longer exists, but these capitalists are becoming the aristocracy of the new era.
名望
inherited
Furthermore, the reputation, status, and power of Jews are things that Jewish capitalists value most!
There is no better way.
Jiang Feng is also willing to do it this way!
On the farm, Xu Jiao, Xu Lin, and Su Meng are experiencing the joys of being teachers, their identities reversed...
Leading a large group of little kids in learning Chinese.
Yang Jun's son, Yang Chen, also joined in the fun.
Learning English in reverse.
Doug's daughter, Lucy, is about the same age as him and has a very cheerful personality. The two of them sit together and talk about their studies.
"What's this called?"
"tomato!"
"tomato?"
"Yes."
"What's this called?"
"egg!"
"egg?"
"Yes."
The two looked at the ingredients beside them, asking and answering questions, with Lucy casually asking one of them:
What do you like to eat?
Yang Chen's CPU was about to burn out when he finally realized that this was asking him what he wanted to eat. Me? Tomato and scrambled eggs?
How do you say scrambled eggs with tomatoes?
"Tomato~"
"frying~"
"egg~"
Lucy: (⊙～⊙)?
"What?"
Jiang Feng passed by and casually explained with a smile:
"Scrambled eggs with tomatoes, do you understand?"
The little girl rolled her eyes and gave Yang Chen the middle finger:
"Oh, fuck you!"
Yang Chen: (￣皿￣)
puff~
What beautiful English!
Jiang Feng quickly stopped her: "No, no, no, girls shouldn't use foul language..."
Looking at Yang Chen and the others, he added:
"Boys aren't allowed either!"
Just after giving the kids a good scolding, Jiang Feng saw Sheriff Joe and Mayor Mike arrive at the farm.
"Hey Jiang, are you guys having a class?"
Jiang Feng casually greeted them: "Yes, Mayor Mike, Sheriff Joe, welcome! Don't be shy, we're all family here, please make yourselves at home! The children are learning Chinese."
Sheriff Joe wholeheartedly agreed with the joke:
“Chinese is very worth learning. There are many Chinese people in California, especially in San Francisco, where Chinese people make up a quarter of the population.”
"I'd even like to send my child here to audit the classes."
"Hahahaha~"
Jiang Feng shrugged: "Welcome!"
Mayor Mike asked in a serious tone, "Mr. Jiang, would you be willing to help by sending someone to teach Chinese at the elementary school in Leggett City?"
"I have a feeling—"
“In the future, our town will really need Chinese language teachers, but the school district does not have enough funding to hire one.”
"Therefore, we have no choice but to recruit volunteers..."
╮(╯_╰)╭
In the future, Jiang Feng's tax revenue will be allocated to the school district, and the situation will definitely be much better, but it's quite difficult now!
Jiang Feng readily agreed:
"No problem at all!"
Promoting the Chinese language is our inescapable duty.
Just in time, he was planning to hire several assistants in finance, accounting, and banking. They had to be fluent in both Chinese and English and be able to handle business for both the Chinese and American companies!
Let them take turns teaching Chinese at the primary school.
Of course, we shouldn't favor one over the other!
Jiang Feng plans to open special classes for the children of Nanshan Group employees in the primary and secondary schools in Yanshan Town.
Arrange for highly qualified teachers to give lectures!
Chinese education + American education
Customized talent development plans!
Regularly organize international exchange student programs:
Send the children of Chinese employees to study in the United States, and send the children of American employees to study in China.
Broaden your horizons and increase your knowledge!
Sheriff Joe and Mayor Mike expressed their gratitude repeatedly, showering Jiang Feng with praise and compliments, and also gave a brief report on their work.
Old Joe has already started recruiting police officers…
The mayor is also preparing municipal bonds…
Jiang Feng dismissed them, and Eva and Anna greeted the boss in Chinese: "Hello, boss!"
Jiang Feng praised him fluently in Russian:
"Hmm, not bad, the pronunciation is very standard!"
Anna: (⊙_⊙)
Eva: (￣皿￣)
Sukabrye! This, this Russian pronunciation is even purer than their frontier accents, how is this possible?
The two Lala girls were almost scared to death...
"Boss, you... you speak Russian?"
Jiang Feng shrugged: "I just learned it. I think it's very simple. I mastered it in just a few hours."
"You guys can't do it? Really?"
The cowboys were so shocked they almost vomited blood.
You… this… is this even human speech?
Calm down, calm down, it's your own boss!
Don't hit him! (￣^￣)”
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