Chapter 268 Eating melons
Chapter 268 Eating melons
【Hey, I'm sending streamer Zhouzhou a heart-shaped bunny*1】(299 views)
[Oh my: I love gossip! Does the host have any other juicy gossip?]
Zhouzhou: "Thank you for the gift, baby. There are many more. You can stay and listen to our gossip and eat melons together."
Xiao Jiu: "Hmm, it seems that liking to gossip is human nature. Look, quite a few people have come to the gossip live stream."
Zhouzhou: "Me too, there are still some babies giving gifts, hehe, I guess I'm getting lucky with the lady today, I'm open for business!"
[Doraemon: Go on, go on. Let's just pretend we're chatting. You guys go first, and I'll share with you later.]
[I have one too, anyone want to listen? Type 1 if you do.]
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Xiao Jiu: "So many? How about we connect online and tell them together? The one who tells an interesting story can get a hot air balloon as a reward, how about that?"
Zhouzhou: "I think this suggestion is great!"
Really? Really?
[It would be incredibly exciting if one day I could make money from gossip!]
Xiao Jiu: "Of course! My live stream will end a little later today, so we can eat our fill of gossip."
Xiao Jiu would never admit that she did this because she wanted to hear gossip. It was just a hot air balloon; she had earned so much money that she could hear as much gossip as she wanted.
[Doraemon: Shall I tell one?]
Xiao Jiu: "Come on, Mengmeng, I'll carry you to the microphone."
Doraemon: "Can you hear me?"
Xiao Jiu: "I can hear you, I can hear you, can the fans downstairs hear me?"
Sometimes, when someone is on the microphone, the person on the microphone can hear them, but the person below can't. Xiao Jiu can hear them from the microphone, but she's worried that the people below won't be able to hear them. In that case, they'll be chatting enthusiastically, but the people below will be completely confused.
[Mu Chen: I can hear you]
[Ze Yi: I can hear you]
[Can be heard]
[Not Seeing You: Alright, you can begin. There are no problems below.]
Xiao Jiu: "Everyone can hear that, Mengmeng, you can start."
Doraemon: "Then I'll begin!"
"I have a super beautiful friend who is fair-skinned, beautiful, and has long legs. She is a bit love-struck. During the summer after graduating from high school, she started an online relationship with a guy in her college class group."
"She even showed me a photo. The boy was wearing a mask, and he wasn't ugly; he was kind of handsome. The two of them were all lovey-dovey and sweet before school started. Then one day, a girl commented on one of my friend's Douyu videos, calling him a mistress."
“My friend thought the girl was playing a prank, so she deleted the comment. But then the girl went to the back office and started cursing at her. My friend got angry and argued with the girl, but the girl accused my friend of being a third party in her relationship with her boyfriend.”
Xiao Jiu: "Your sister's boyfriend has a girlfriend, and she still showed up at their door? Is he really that much of a womanizer? It seems handsome guys are all womanizers after all."
[Mu Chen: Jiu Jiu, you can't generalize and condemn everyone just because of one bad apple.]
[Ze Yi: My mother is single]
[I've never had a girlfriend]
[Luo Xing: The Number One Person Who Maintains Moral Integrity]
[Sponsor: I only watch male streamers on live streams]
[Hey sponsor, something's not right.]
[Hahaha, yet another guy has fallen for our streamer!]
Xiao Jiu: "What are you doing? I didn't say anything about you guys, what are you doing? (`n′)"
[Mu Chen: I'm proving my innocence!]
[Ze Yi: I'm also proving my innocence!]
[Not seeing you: I feel the same way]
[Falling Star: I'm afraid you won't trust handsome guys. After all, I'm so handsome, what if you don't trust me?]
[Sponsor: You should know that many handsome guys are single because of your fixed mindset, like me.]
Doraemon: "Indeed, handsome people are not necessarily scumbags, and ugly people are not necessarily honest. Some are both ugly and scumbags."
Zhouzhou: "What exactly happened to your friend? Was she cheated on?"
Doraemon: "Pretty much. During the time they were together, the guy and the woman who accused my sister of being a homewrecker hadn't broken up yet. They were still calling each other 'husband' and 'wife' on QQ."
Xiao Jiu: "And then? How did your sister resolve this?"
Doraemon: "My sister originally wanted to talk to this woman to find out what was going on, but this woman was like she was under a spell. She was convinced that my sister had stolen her husband and kept swearing at her. My sister blocked this woman."
"This girl hasn't given up. My sister is really love-struck. Even after all this, she still hasn't broken up with that guy. Later, this girl somehow added us as friends on our school's confession wall and posted our confessions on the wall. My sister became famous at school as soon as she entered university."
[OMG, this is seriously a bit too much!]
If you ask me, this is all your sister's own fault.
[That's not entirely true. Doraemon's sister was also deceived and cheated on; she was a victim.]
[What happened to the victim? She should have broken up with her scumbag boyfriend when that woman contacted her, then she wouldn't have been involved. Now, her reputation is ruined.]
Doraemon: "That's not the most speechless thing. The most speechless thing is that when I saw the guy's whole face, I realized that online dating is all a lie. (。?_?)"
Xiao Jiu: "What? That guy used a picture from the internet?"
I know that; he said he was 180cm tall online, and when we met, he weighed 180kg.
[Hahaha, upstairs, don't you two ever video chat when you're dating?]
Doraemon: "It's not exactly an internet meme, he's a mask killer. When he takes off his mask, his mouth is a disaster, it's indescribable. I even doubt how my sister could do that to him. The two of them often go out on dates and come back to tell me they kissed."
[Hahaha, same here, my sister also loves to tell me about her dates with her boyfriend, they're so raunchy and suggestive!]
[So it turns out it's not just guys who tell their brothers, girls tell their girlfriends too.]
Xiao Jiu: "Well, I advise all my sisters, since you don't know if the person you choose is a jerk or not, just choose the handsome one when you're dating. At least you won't be called a jerk after the breakup."
[Hahahaha, the truth!]
[If we're going to talk about guys, let's talk about handsome guys. If a handsome guy is a jerk, then it's understandable. But if an ugly guy is a jerk, I really can't even think about it.]
Sometimes I really don't understand why so many pretty girls like to date guys who aren't good-looking.
[I don't know, but my friends are the same. They're tall, thin, and beautiful, the kind of people who get asked for their contact information when they walk down the street. But they end up dating guys who are under 1.7 meters tall and not very good-looking.]
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