Phi-Fic Chapter 549 Clear Division of Labor
Chapter 549 Clear Division of Labor
"Imperial decree from the Jade Emperor!!!"
Even with his hands creating afterimages, Venus couldn't gather the scattered radiance and cried out in terror.
His face turned deathly pale instantly.
The first person to shatter the Jade Emperor's decree appeared.
Taibai Jinxing thought Yang Jiao was rebellious enough, until he met Yang Jian at Peach Mountain and then Yang Chan at Lingtai Mountain...
There's probably something going on in their Yang family roots.
Looking at the imperial edict that had vanished without a trace, Venus pouted and cried out to Yang Jiao in a wronged tone:
"Your Highness, look at this..."
What kind of nonsense is this?
Working for this family really requires a very strong heart.
Yang Jiao never expected that the most rebellious person, who remained silent all along, was her younger sister...
"Chan'er," she called out, carefully choosing her words.
"Hmm? What's wrong, sister?" Yang Chan leaned closer.
The obedient demeanor was completely unlike someone who had just dared to shatter the Jade Emperor's decree.
Yang Jian, holding his three-pointed double-edged sword horizontally behind him to protect his sisters, calmly said:
"Our family can't all work for the Heavenly Court, can we?"
Venus, with his whisk tucked under his arm, freed his hand and twirled it:
"No one in the whole family is a god. Your father doesn't have a divine position."
The main problem is that even the Jade Emperor himself remembered to bestow titles upon Yang Jian's dog, but he didn't think to do so for Yang Tianyou.
Venus suspected that His Majesty was doing this on purpose.
After thinking it over, Yang Jiao decided to prevent Chenxiang's birth from the very beginning and absolutely not let Chan'er become that so-called Third Holy Mother.
Who knows what will happen if Liu Yanchang is gone and someone like Li Yanchang, Zhang Yanchang, or Shangguan Yanchang appears...
That's hard to say.
Moreover, Yang Chan had been separated from her family since childhood and was fostered in the Nuwa Palace for ten years. Now that the family has finally reunited, it would be unreasonable to separate them again.
Yang Jiao stepped forward and said gently:
"Old angel, Chan'er is still young, let's put the matter of conferring godhood on hold for now. Um... Jian'er, hurry up and thank this decree of 'obeying orders but not summons'."
Yang Jian cupped his hands in greeting:
"Thank you for the order, Celestial Official."
They obey orders but not proclamations, work from home without having to go to heaven to clock in, and still enjoy the benefits distributed by the Heavenly Court.
Venus stamped his feet, groaning in pain.
"How can a decree be delivered only in half its length?"
They accepted the item even though they only obeyed the orders, and the Third Holy Mother of Mount Hua even returned it.
His position as His Majesty's foremost minister is in jeopardy.
Nezha stepped forward, draped his arm over Taibai Jinxing's shoulder, and asked with an arrogant smile:
"So you're the one who calls yourself the Old Angel?"
It sounds kind of cute.
Taibai Jinxing pulled Nezha's hand away, spreading his hands with a dejected expression:
"What old angel? I'm such an unlucky guy."
This job was handled in a very unpredictable manner.
Venus sighed for a long time, and finally, not knowing how to go back and report, he just stood next to Yang Jiao and looked at her expectantly.
Yang Jiao felt extremely uncomfortable being stared at.
After all, even a deity like him had to rely on his uncle for a living, so he couldn't be too distressed. He could only say to Yang Jian:
"How about... you go with me to the Heavenly Court and deliver a message?"
Yang Jian had only been down from that heaven for a short time, but once he went back to heaven, the passage of time was different again.
One day in heaven is equivalent to one year on earth.
Much time has been wasted.
Yang Jian glanced at Nezha, who was practically bursting with anticipation, snorted, and grabbed his wrist, pulling him over.
Nezha swayed to the side and cursed:
"Are you crazy?"
Yang Jian raised his chin: "Come with me to heaven."
"I'm not going." Nezha broke free: "He's not my uncle, why would I be so eager to go to heaven?"
Having said that, Nezha took a few steps to stand beside Yang Jiao and smiled:
“Yang Jiao, we have nothing to do these days, let’s revisit the East Sea. I heard that a dragon scale armor business has sprung up in their seas, and they’ve started customizing armor for all sorts of gods.”
He stroked his chin thoughtfully, "Pink suits you."
"Really? Isn't pink too childish?" Yang Jiao chimed in.
Yang Jian's brows were almost furrowed together. Was this related to pink?
I'm determined to drag Nezha along to report to Heaven no matter what:
"You're supposed to be a great deity of the Three Altars and Seas, it's time to reinstate you."
"Hey, hey, I'm not going! Yang Jian, let me go!" Nezha's face darkened. "You're being a bit too forceful!"
Yang Jiao was getting a headache from the noise, and to make matters worse, Yu Ding Zhenren and Yun Zhongzi were arguing about whose disciple was more outstanding.
She looked at Maitreya for help.
At that moment, Maitreya and Ksitigarbha were staring blankly at Kinnara's thick, long hair, their eyes shining brightly, as if they were plotting some grand plan.
Even more so, Lu Ya Daoist, who had reached the level of a quasi-saint, was still jumping around and studying the place where the black hole disappeared.
Yang Jiao was somewhat helpless.
Mosquito Taoist stood to one side, glancing at this and that, before drawing a conclusion:
"Men are just immature~"
The mosquitoes are quite different from Yang Jiao and Yang Chan.
Mosquito Taoist crossed his arms, a hint of pride in his expression.
"Okay, stop arguing."
Yang Jiao spoke up.
Everyone paused and looked at her.
Yang Jiao rubbed her aching temples and pointed at Yang Jian and Nezha:
"You two are already experts, just go do what you're supposed to do."
Yang Jian and Nezha responded softly, "Oh."
Immediately, she pointed at Jade Cauldron Immortal and Cloud Master Yun:
"Two Daoist masters, one of you has such strong practical skills and the other has such profound theoretical knowledge. Please put your heart into breaking down the Fallen Saint Pill as soon as possible to save Maitreya from his predicament."
Master Yu Ding and Master Yun Zhongzi lowered their heads and said, "Oh."
After speaking, Yang Jiao looked at Maitreya and Ksitigarbha:
"Isn't Western Buddhism a relatively new organization? Go back and grab some territory! Do you know that if you don't fight for it, one of you will be ostracized and sent to hell, while the other will be left to languish in the open?"
Maitreya opened his eyes: "Is it that serious?"
He's the future heir.
But Maitreya found Yang Jiao's words believable.
It has come true every time.
He immediately tensed up.
They stopped targeting Kinnara's hair and started thinking about how to seize territory from those two old men, Randeng and Duobao.
Kinnara asked curiously:
When did the West become Buddhism?
Maitreya, Ksitigarbha: ...
The West has not only become Buddhism, but also, while you're away from home, everyone has gone bald.
Kinnara chuckled softly and calmly:
“Those who cultivate should take a light view of status and position. Fame and fortune are nothing but fleeting clouds. It would be best if you two senior brothers didn’t take them too seriously.”
Ksitigarbha:
"You're not the one who's been ostracized and sent to hell, so of course you can say that."
Kinnara shook his head:
"It's the same everywhere; spiritual practice is about cultivating oneself."
Maitreya lowered his voice, his voice a soul-searching question:
"What if they ostracize you and forbid you from planting flowers and grass?"
Kinnara's aura was somber and chilling.
"Then let's plant them in the ground too."
Yang Jiao suddenly turned around to look at Kinnara. This incredible statement! Could it really have come from Kinnara, who was so obedient that she would blush if she spoke too much?
In that instant, he suddenly possessed the aura of Wutian.
Something happened that she didn't know about!
Just then, Yang Chan clapped loudly:
"Yes, if anyone stops you from farming, you should plant him in the ground!"
Yang Jiao suddenly looked up at Yang Chan: "Chan'er, you..."
Something's not right.