Chapter 192 I'm a College Student Now? A Different Experience
Chapter 192 I'm a College Student Now? A Different Experience
Shagula, Sharuk, Sharman, and Shatar followed Anmicius.
We arrived at the BaWang Group.
"You can do your internship here."
Among the 11 people who need to complete the task.
The Gray Nether Squad has four members, the same as the Crimson Nether Squad, while the Purple Nether Squad has the fewest, with only three.
However, Anmishiu has better life skills and can more easily arrange his subordinates.
Arranging for four interns to work at BaWang Group is not too difficult.
"You can do your internship here," Anmishiu said, looking at Shagula, Sharuk, Sharman, and Shatar with concern and a hint of expectation in his eyes, hoping that they could take this opportunity to integrate into life on Earth.
"Yes, Captain."
The four nodded blankly and followed An Miu Xiu into the gates of the Ba Wang Group.
Although they come from a planet with technology far superior to Earth, their work patterns and social culture are very different from their homeland.
As soon as he entered the office area, Shagula keenly noticed the "outdated" office equipment on Earth. He frowned, pointed to a computer, and whispered to his companion, "This thing is too slow. On our planet, data transmission is instantaneous. This is wasting so much time."
A colleague overheard this and looked puzzled, wondering if the person was mentally ill.
Shagula then realized his slip of the tongue and scratched his head awkwardly.
Shah Rukh was drawn to the smart projector on the wall. He glanced at it, a slight smile playing on his lips, and thought to himself that this was much simpler than the one in his hometown.
A colleague asked him to help adjust the projector screen for the meeting. Shah Rukh walked over nonchalantly and started fiddling with it according to his hometown's operating habits, muttering, "This is easy. Back home, even a child could do it."
Unexpectedly, after his series of operations, the projector not only failed to display normally, but instead started flashing garbled characters, and the entire screen became a mess.
He was stunned and frantically tried to salvage the situation, sweating profusely. His colleagues gathered around, and he could only manage an embarrassed laugh.
Just then, a colleague kindly approached Sharman with a stack of documents, smiling as he said, "Could you please photocopy this document for me? The photocopier is over there." Sharman's lips curled into a slightly smug smile, thinking to himself, "What's so difficult about this primitive photocopying technology?"
He strode to the photocopier and operated it according to his memory of similar equipment, but after pressing a few buttons, the photocopier made a strange "creaking" sound and then emitted a plume of black smoke.
Sharman took a few steps back in fright, his eyes wide with astonishment. He had never expected that something so easy on his own planet would cause so many problems here.
Sha Shirui, seeing the central air conditioning vents in the office, roughly knew they were for temperature control, but felt nothing but disdain. In his mind, Ares' temperature control system was... It was midday, the sun was blazing, and his colleagues were excitedly discussing the heat, casually turning down the air conditioning temperature. A cool breeze blew out, making everyone much more comfortable.
Sha Terui scoffed, thinking to himself, "What's so special about that? I'll show you what I can do."
He picked up what looked like a remote control, roughly estimated the functions of the buttons in his mind, and then confidently pressed several buttons quickly in a row, muttering to himself, "This primitive thing needs to be tweaked."
As a result, the air conditioner first emitted a piercing buzzing sound, as if protesting his haphazard operation, and then the air it blew out became scalding hot, causing the temperature in the entire office to rise sharply.
Under the leadership of the four brilliant minds, the office descended into chaos...
An Miu Xiu watched these scenes with a mixture of amusement and helplessness.
This planet has developed rather rapidly in the last thousand years...
He wanted to step forward and help them out.
I'm afraid they're too clumsy and won't adapt to life here.
But the HR manager who was helping him arrange the people patted him on the shoulder.
"The level of college students these days is just too low..."
Lacking social experience, clumsy, innocent yet foolish—this looks like a recent college graduate.
Could it be an alien?
For An Mixiu's sake.
The HR manager proactively explained the situation to the affected colleagues, but no one seemed to care much.
Everyone has a beginner phase.
An Miu Xiu: "………………"
How did they become college students?
But it seems quite reasonable.
Despite the frequent blunders, Anmishiu's situation is still not too bad.
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"Master, Master?"
Meanwhile, Qiao Shefei returned to the place where he learned to cut hair.
That was the only way he could think of.
We can't expect everyone to end up scavenging for food in garbage dumps like he did before, can we?
Although we all get along well, as the team leader, I have to save face.
His barber was sitting in the barber chair, leisurely flipping through a magazine. Hearing the sound, he looked up, a hint of doubt flashing in his eyes: "Xiao Qiao? Didn't you just say goodbye to me, saying you were going to make a name for yourself? How come you're back so soon?"
Behind them, Barzagli, Bakter, and Bayobi were whispering to each other.
They seem to be discussing this barbershop.
When Qiao Shefei turned around, they immediately fell silent.
Master Qiao noticed this.
"Xiao Qiao, you brought three people with you. Judging from how respectful they are to you, are you going to start a pyramid scheme or human trafficking?"
The master's tone was full of surprise and suspicion, his gaze shifting back and forth between Qiao Shefei, Basati, Bakter, and Bayobi.
"No, that's not true. We just want them to come and be our barber apprentices..."
The chef frowned, looking troubled. He stood up from his chair and paced around the shop a few steps. "Xiao Qiao, it's not that I don't want to help you, but look at my little shop. It's not very big to begin with, and the business is just enough for me to keep busy."
"I took you in because I felt sorry for you, and you had a clever streak, so I took pity on you. Teaching you how to cut hair was just a side thing. Now, with three more people coming, I really don't need so many people; the shop can't hold them all."
"Is that so?"
Qiao Shefei scratched his head.
I don’t know what to do.
Fortunately, Bayobie came over.
Tell Qiao Shefei quietly
"Captain, the general gave us some operating funds before. How about we take a stroll around the streets and see if there's any work available..."
"Okay... fine, I'll go with you."
Qiao Shefei was somewhat uneasy.
And so, the few members of the Purple Nether Squad became street urchins.
Occasionally, I'll pick up some trash or help an elderly lady cross the street, even though they don't understand what I'm doing...
As night fell.
They went back to the barbershop.
Sleep here.
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Kufens had originally planned to sunbathe on the lawn with his brothers, but everyone said they were bored.
After finding out that his sister-in-law was pregnant.
Everyone was clamoring to see their sister-in-law.
Ku Fens reluctantly agreed, and before anything big could be accomplished, not seeing Lili was just empty talk...
I won't do it again next time, I won't do it again next time...
As a result, Kufensi's happy life made his brothers somewhat envious.
No wonder Captain Ku, who used to have a fiery temper, is now almost effeminate...
Knowing that these were Kufens's brothers, Lili treated them with great hospitality.
"Can we find such a wonderful wife?"
Everyone had tears in their eyes.
Is the general's experience just for us to eat dog food (a Chinese slang term for witnessing a romantic relationship)?
No!
We need to look for it too!
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Phi-Fic