Phi-Fic Chapter 200 I Don't Want to Miss It
Chapter 200 I Don't Want to Miss It
【Fish, you are destined to meet: (Image)】
【The Free Wind: ?】
[The Free Wind: Not a composite?]
Two isolated islands: (Image)
Two isolated islands: (Image)
[Two isolated islands: These two are the photoshopped ones, but the cat ears are worn by the streamer himself.]
[Just a few taels of silver: Feng Huang just missed the streamer's cat perk]
[The Free Wind: ...]
[Free Wind: You've been eating so well behind my back?]
[Free Wind: Anchor, come out here and give us an explanation!]
Zhang Xiaoyu said innocently, "You weren't here, so this was a talent I performed after I lost."
【The Free Wind: ?】
[Free Wind: What is this? Is this considered a talent?]
[The Free Wind: Don't try to fool me, I'm not very knowledgeable]
The man frowned, but he couldn't help opening the picture again for another look. It was so cute that he couldn't help but open his eyes wide.
But the thought that everyone else saw it, but he couldn't and could only see pictures, made him frown immediately.
[Two Isolated Islands: Let me explain, the streamer was actually performing a magic trick]
[Two Isolated Islands: The Cat Ears Were Just Props]
[Fish, You're Destined: I can attest that this is a perfectly legitimate magic trick]
[Only a few taels of silver: I'd rather call it cute magic than magic.]
Zhang Xiaoyu: "...If that's what you're saying, then I guess I shouldn't study it anymore."
[Two isolated islands: You can still learn, since you're not going to perform magic tricks for others. It's okay for us to see it.]
[The Queen Arrives: Haha, I love watching too!]
[The fan is really useful and also looks great]
[The fan is so useful: I've posted the screen recording to the group chat, Wind King can take a look, it's really super cute @FreeWind]
【Free Wind: OK】
[Two Isolated Islands: Fan, you really love screen recording!]
[Fans are so useful: Haha, I'm always ready because I don't want to miss any important moments from the streamer.]
Zhang Xiaoyu: ...It's okay if I miss it.
Looking at the three boxes lined up in the live stream room, Yize, Yan Ruyu, and a big white rabbit were all trying their best to blow the paper strips.
The fastest was the White Rabbit; she only had the hardest piece of paper left to blow out of her forehead. To make it easier to blow, she slightly adjusted the angle, tilting her head up a little as she blew.
All the slips of paper were blown around and twisted in the wind.
Yi Ze had them on his face and forehead. When he was gathering his breath, he puffed out his cheeks and blew the note off his right cheek in one breath.
Long Hao clapped: "Brother! Keep it up! Keep it up!"
Yize: "..."
Yan Ruyu fared even worse; she only managed to blow off the strip on her chin. She continued trying, blowing off the other strips one by one. Perhaps she had stuck them on too tightly, because after they floated up, they landed intact.
Her expression was truly one of utter helplessness.
Yan Ruyu: "I thought my lung capacity was pretty good, but I didn't expect it to be this difficult."
A big white rabbit said, "It's easier for you if you tilt your head back like I do."
Cheng'er: "I think it also depends on luck. Sometimes it's easy to blow off. Once I was sticking stickers on, and I blew off two of them in one go. It only took a few seconds."
Zhang Xiaoyu: "Keep it up, everyone!"
Two or three minutes later, Yan Ruyu, perhaps having mastered the technique, finally completed the punishment.
Long Hao jumped up excitedly: "My turn! My turn! Music, start! Everyone, play me an erhu trio!"
A big white rabbit: "What the heck?"
Yi Ze's face was unsettling: "You don't mean the kind of erhu you play with a clothes hanger, do you?"
Yan Ruyu: "..."
Sigh, it seems I'll have to put aside my pride and image today.
Long Hao: "Brother, you really understand me! Hurry up and get your clothes hangers out there, put them between your mouth and nose and pull them, you have to be completely absorbed, understand?"
"Your expressions should be incredibly rapt, as if you were the world's greatest erhu players! And then you'd be performing in the Sydney Opera House concert hall, with an audience from all over the world below!"
Yan Ruyu, Yize, and Big White Rabbit: "..."
Zhang Xiaoyu trembled as she watched Long Hao perform with great flair, moving his body rhythmically with his eyes closed, his expression one of pure ecstasy.
I feel like he could totally be a performance teacher instead of a live streamer.
Cheng'er shook her head and laughed: "It's such a waste of his talent for him to be a live streamer."
A large white rabbit said weakly, "Wait for me, I'm going to get the clothes hanger."
All three of them temporarily left the camera's view.
Zhang Xiaoyu looked at the live stream and noticed that Feng Huang hadn't spoken for a while.
"Wind Emperor, are you still there?"
[The Free Wind: ...]
"Oh, you're still here. Why haven't you said anything?"
[Two isolated islands: Could it be that someone has secretly become withdrawn and isolated?]
[Fish, if we're destined to meet: It's my fault, I shouldn't have brought it up]
[Only a few taels of silver: I'm finally done with all this work, Emperor Feng, you can be a little happier now]
The wind of freedom: It can't come fast enough.
[Free Wind: You guys seem to be having a lot of fun, and the host seems to be having a lot of fun too]
Zhang Xiaoyu blinked: "Does the Wind Emperor also like cats?"
[He only had a few coins: He liked the cat the anchorwoman played.]
[Fish, you're destined to meet: The Wind Emperor's emotions are so obvious!]
【Fish, are you destined to meet: Do you care a lot?】
Zhang Xiaoyu: "Is it just because of this? How about I show you?"
It's just cat ears, right? She doesn't care at all now.
She put her cat ears back on, clenched her fist, and looked at the camera: "Meow~ Welcome, Wind Emperor~ So happy~ Meow meow~"
[Free Wind: You guys used to play like this?]
"Mmm, I like playing with humans~ Meow~"
[Two isolated islands: Which human do you like the most?]
【Fish, you're destined to meet: I'd like to know too】
[With only a few taels of silver: Under normal circumstances, one would probably say they like it all.]
[Free Wind: Shouldn't this be my time to play? Don't you guys interrupt!]
Zhang Xiaoyu: "Alright, playtime for the cats is over for today. We'll play again next time, bye-bye~"
The props were removed and placed aside.
[Free Wind: So fast?]
[Two isolated islands: That's all we have to say]
[Two Isolated Islands: After Playing for a Long Time, the Streamer Became Shy]
[Two isolated islands: but much more cheerful than before]
Zhang Xiaoyu: "They're back, and it seems like we can finally enjoy an erhu trio."
Long Hao: "Alright, next, please welcome three world-class erhu players to bring us a world-class performance! Enjoy!"
Of course, the clothes hanger couldn't produce any music; it was Long Hao who played the music, and then everyone acted quite convincingly. That kind of adorable, unconsciously head-shaking and swaying feeling, so immersed in the music, was something even handsome men and beautiful women couldn't salvage.
so funny.
Even the big white rabbit couldn't help but laugh.
Cheng'er's punishment is to make everyone draw a mustache. In short, today, no matter what level of handsome men or beautiful women they are, they will all end up as funny men and women.
"Bye-bye, play again next time~"*6.