Chapter 10
Chapter 10
When the manager called, he hadn't seen Wen Zheng's report, after all, it was off-duty time.
After Mei Zizi had a good night's sleep, her manager woke up early in the morning, saw the battle on Weibo, and pulled out a big handful of hair, regardless of the severity!
He frantically called Wen Zheng, but it kept showing that the line was busy, and he was anxious to pick his feet.
Meanwhile, Wen Zheng, who was on the line, was discussing his cat with his mentally handicapped younger brother.
"No....Nor....No?...Ah." Wen Zheng frowned, reached out to lift the big black tail, and was stabbed by the cat with a death gaze.
In the morning, he received a screen recording from Deng Puyu, which recorded the content after his gameover yesterday.
Because the video is relatively long, he didn't plan to lie down and watch it. He got up and ran around the community for ten kilometers, sweating and preparing to go home.
There are many shops around the community, and pet supply stores are blooming everywhere. He has not recovered his breathing, and he saw a store with Clara posters on it, and a bunch of cat toys at special prices.
How could my Dahei play with such mentally handicapped things?Wen Zheng thought disdainfully.
30 seconds later.
Wen Zheng stood in the store, staring at the toys with a gloomy face.
Cat toys have also entered the holographic era.Moth holographic simulator, holographic sparrow, holographic mouse, holographic... all kinds of things.
The owner of the shop blushed with a smile on his face: "Brother, looking at toys? Do you know about the clearance sale? There is no such shop in this village, so it's cheap! Did you see the words in black and white - [-]% off for the entire site!"
White cloth strips with a minimum of four dollars are hanging from the ceiling. When the wind blows, they look like evocation banners, and the whole store is gloomy.
Wen Zheng's scalp tingled, and he grabbed a holographic sparrow simulator and wanted to check out. The shop owner chattered and recommended while scanning his phone: "Just buy one? It's so cheap and buy more! Other cats have a lot of toys, yours It’s just one, isn’t it pitiful... Wait for it to chat with other people’s cats, oh! You have fifty toys, I only have one! The cat feels inferior..."
Wen Zheng: "..."
Am I the type to believe your nonsense?
Another 30 seconds later.
The owner smiled happily and scanned all the simulators in the store, his old face glowed with a girlish vitality: "Not only toys, but also daily necessities are discounted in our house! The scented shampoo for cats and cats, the nail clippers with protective grooves, There is also a fully automatic cat litter box, which automatically dissolves bamboo charcoal cat litter..."
When Wen Zheng got home, his whole body was covered with shopping bags in humiliation, followed by the delivery man from the pet store, his smile was as bright as the sun this morning.
Delivery man: "Welcome again! [-]% off sitewide! [-]% off all the time!"
Wen Zheng: "..."
There was a strange smell in the house, and Dahei pricked up his ears vigilantly.
Wen Zheng carried the bag into the bedroom, facing Dahei, the corners of his mouth unconsciously curved up, melting a lot of his cold and hard temperament.
"I bought you a toy." He said, "See if you like it?"
After speaking, he remembered that Dahei was still limping and couldn't play with toys.
"We'll play when you're better." He paused and said, "You have fifty toys, and you're no worse than other people's cats."
Big black:? ? ?
After dismantling and sorting the messy pet daily necessities, there is the largest cat litter box left.
Wen Zheng assembled it, plugged it in, and felt something was wrong when he stood up.
He suddenly looked at the black cat: "Dahei, haven't you pooped since you came home?"
The big black pupil shrank, and the hair on his tail exploded instantly.
So there was the phone call Wen Zheng made to Deng Puyu.
"I checked the information and read the forum." Wen Zheng rubbed his eyebrows: "It's been two days, do you want to take it to the hospital again?"
Deng Puyu sighed: "My brother Zheng, don't worry! It's my fault, I didn't make it clear to you... Either you leave it alone and observe for a day. Cats use cat litter instinctively, and your Dahei is so big , you will use it when you see it.”
"Okay." Wen Zheng is like an unmarried old father with a baby, full of worry: "If I don't do it tomorrow, I'll use the method mentioned on the Internet first, dip a cotton swab in lubricating oil and look at everything."
"That's right, anyway, don't worry, Dahei looks strong when he looks at it, he must be fine! By the way, did you watch Brother Zheng record the screen!? Let me tell you that Xuanyuan Tianlu is really not a thing—"
"Oh." Only then did Wen Zheng remember: "Right away."
When he dropped the phone, he just turned around, and was surprised to find that Dahei's fur all over his body exploded, and a huge black ball popped out.
"What's the matter?" Wen Zheng knelt down, stretched out his hand to rub the cat's head, and poked its fangs again: "It's furry and bared, don't you like me calling?"
He showed a brief, somewhat gentle smile, which flashed across his big black golden eyes.
"Then I won't fight. Be good."
The desperate manager who persisted in calling Wen Zheng but was rejected by Do Not Disturb mode: "..."
***
Wen Zheng was cooking cat food in the kitchen, looking at the projection screen of the refrigerator mountain from time to time.
He was too angry yesterday, afraid of losing his mind and accidentally hurting himself, so he didn't pay attention to the content of the game anymore.
After finishing the last part now, I feel less irritable.
The live broadcast of the living space cannot be uploaded and recorded. This is a private recording from Deng Puyu's perspective.After his gameover yesterday, Deng Puyu jumped around a lot, spraying all kinds of things at Xuanyuan Tianlu, and had to persuade him to fight.
Tianlu insisted that he was slippery, and refused to admit that he deliberately let Wen Zheng lose points. During the dispute between the three, the mechanical arm that didn't pay attention pierced the cruel tool into poor Susan's chest.
The copy enters the BE ending.
Susan's tooth had broken into a black hole.But she is still afraid of those "cruel" tools.Even though everyone told her that her teeth would only be cured, Susan still found a chance to escape.
Six months later, Susan's mother came to the dentist Wayne crying.
"Doctor Wayne, please help Susan, her teeth are getting worse—"
"Oh, but Susan doesn't cooperate, she can't overcome the fear in her heart."
"Doctor Wayne, it will be fine this time. Susan has become very obedient now, very obedient."
Susan's mother laughed and pulled a little girl out from behind.
The consultation room is neat and clean with green gauze curtains and brick blue walls.
Susan was holding the bunny doll and grinning sweetly.The missing tooth is up, but it's gone entirely—
BADENDING.
"..."
Wen Zheng turned off the video and blocked Deng Puyu for three hours.
Then he went back and repeatedly observed the scene when Xuanyuan Tianlu missed.
Xuanyuan Tianlu basically doesn't know how to act.If Wen Zheng hadn't been too nervous to pay attention yesterday, he would never have missed the inappropriate twisted smile on his face when he pressed the wrong button.
The attribute of scheming is really equal to men and women.
The fried beef balls were ready, Wen Zheng filled half of it for himself, sprinkled some salt and tomato sauce.
Cut the other half, let it cool, and serve it to the cat.
Dahei smelled the aroma of the rice, and raised his head condescendingly, his appearance was extremely arrogant.
Wen Zheng's heart skipped a beat, and just as he was about to put it into a small bowl, Dahei stood up.
Although the pace was unsteady, he did take two steps and reached the plate!
Dahei can stand up!
Wen Zheng picked up his mobile phone and took pictures continuously. Dahei ate half of it, and then ate his portion with a wonderful sense of satisfaction.
While eating, Wen Zheng flicked through Weibo. The anchor's report record has become very popular. Fans who watched the live broadcast last night came out to speak their own words. I scratched you, you scratched me.
Originally, Wen Zheng, as the victim, had the absolute upper hand.But half an hour ago, Xuanyuan Tianlu's brother and sister family anchors on the side of "Fight and Kill" ended together.
@轩元油车-爱猫: We don’t know Tianlu’s character?Brothers for ten years, nothing to say.
@泡蜜蜜-爱猫: Brother Tianlu has been helping me since I became an anchor, is it really okay for you to speculate maliciously?It's just a mistake, the anchor is also human, why can't he be more tolerant?
@轩元如风-爱猫: Who hasn’t flipped over?Brothers turn over!There's no point in playing such tricks!
Wen Zheng took a bite of the beef balls.
Crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, the juice is overflowing, but the salt is not evenly sprinkled, sometimes salty and sometimes light.
The person he wanted to see most now did not end up speaking.
Said to be disappointed, not so disappointed.
After clearing away the dishes, he unlocked the phone, added Deng Puyu back, and called the agent who had fifteen missed calls.
"Withdraw my ancestors?" The agent trembled: "You have no evidence, and the report is definitely not valid!"
"Then judge me not to be established."
The manager choked: "Then why are you reporting?"
"Happy."
Wen Zheng squinted his eyes, and said: "It's like writing a letter of challenge, so he has to fight."
"...What kind of battle should I fight?"
"Delete number battle."
Wen Zheng finished typing amidst the chatter erupting from his manager, posted on Weibo, and circled Xuanyuan Tianlu.
@Z-bkc: @轩元天路-love cats, compare them in your "Escape", the outcome of a game, the rules you decide.Deletion war, come?
It will not be too early to answer.Wen Zheng explained to the agent what "verbal agreement does not count", and then he calmed him down and hung up the phone.
Oral agreement does not count, the contract is there, and the anchor competition is coming soon, neither he nor Xuanyuan Tianlu will quit halfway.
But it is certain to be hung on the pillar of shame.
As long as the loser is still wearing this vest, the record of failure will be permanently branded.
After finishing these, Wen Zheng checked the cat toilet and found that Dahei still didn't come to poop.
Sighing, he saw that the cat was not in the nest of old clothes, but nestled at the foot of the bed, among the holographic glasses he threw away.
It is said on the forum that cats are creatures that will burrow into a small space or range, and Wen Zheng has seen it.
If the cat likes to drill, just put it there, and you won't need it anyway.
The author has something to say: Wen Zheng: Dahei, you have fifty toys, do you like them?
Dahei: Would I like this mentally handicapped thing! ? ? — Ah, it's fun.
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