Chapter 254 It's Not No Way, It's Amen
Chapter 254 It's Not No Way, It's Amen
"Of course that's good, but that old stubborn master, he definitely doesn't agree with me and Chacha!"
Han Feng turned his head, and saw Uncle Jiu standing behind the two of them, hastily poked Wen Cai with his elbow a few times.
"Why are you hitting me! I'm telling the truth. When do you think that old stubborn master will be more enlightened?"
"I'm so worried, Chacha is such a good girl, but he insists on saying that she worships foreigners, that she doesn't live in a down-to-earth way."
"It's as if only an aunt-level woman like our teacher's wife knows how to live."
Han Feng's head is about to explode!
This guy really dares to say it!
"Junior brother, why are you sweating all over your forehead? Hey? Why are you shaking?"
Han Feng looked at Wen Cai's helpless naive look, and simply threw him away, "Don't say that, our master and wife are good people."
"Before Shigu became our teacher's wife, she didn't care about her looks or getting along with people! Now that she is our teacher's wife, she is a good hand in life. She can earn money and take care of others."
No matter, let me get rid of myself first!
"Don't talk about anything else, just talk about our brothers, when did my wife treat us badly! That's like treating us as my own!"
"I, Han Feng, my master and wife are the ones I admire the most in my life!"
"Master and his wife are a match made in heaven!"
Han Feng hurriedly flattered him before finishing his kisses.
Out of the corner of his eye, he saw that Uncle Jiu was already in a rage. Although his face was expressionless, it was definitely the last peace before the glacier collapsed.
Han Feng sighed, shook his head, patted Wen Cai on the shoulder and said, "Brother, I wish you good luck."
The last four words were spoken in a very low voice.
Wen Cai said carelessly, "What did you say?"
Han Feng turned and walked away, "Huh? Master, are you out to bask in the sun?" He pretended to see Uncle Jiu.
Wen Cai turned his back to the two of them, his back was stiff when he heard the words, and his whole body went numb!
"Yes." Uncle Jiu stared at Wen Cai's back, and responded to Han Feng.
The next moment, I saw Wen Cai was like an arrow in the bow, and ran away like a girl!
Uncle Nine had already clenched his fists in anger, and no matter what his appearance was, he lifted up his robe and chased after him wildly!
Han Feng watched the disappearing figures of the two, and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
"Brother Wencai, I can only help you so far."
"Good luck."
……
The sky is clear, the wind is warm and the sun is warm.
After being dragged by Qiu Sheng to play several games of chess, Han Feng headed to the church.
He knew that tonight the Western priest who had been dead for many years in the church, that is, the vampire zombie would come back to harm people again.
It's still early, and I want to come to the church to see if I can find any traces of Western zombies.
That way, you won't be too passive at night.
After all, it is a zombie that can transform. When faced with Maoshan's spells, it can be transformed into a Western zombie, immune to any Maoshan's spells.
When facing the priest, they can also transform into ordinary zombies, and then become immune to the methods of the priest.
Facing this mutated zombie, Han Feng dared not be careless.
Before entering the church, I heard the bells from the church far away.
Today's church is finally not as crowded as usual. There are only a few monks holding their so-called holy water at the door and throwing it on the ground, chanting, "May God bless you, Amen!"
Stepping into the empty church, only the bald priest sat in the first row of seats, looking very lonely.
Following the rules, Han Feng dipped in the holy water basin at the door, then nodded his face a few times, "Amen."
I glanced at the crooked cross on the wall, and the priest was sitting alone with his head tilted, looking listless.
"May God bless you! Amen!"
Han Feng imitated the priest's usual behavior, and directly amused the priest. A smile suddenly appeared on that listless face, and then disappeared in an instant. Seeing that it was Han Feng, he sullenly asked, "What are you doing here?" ? Did your master send you to fix me?"
Han Feng shrugged helplessly, "I did it myself."
Sitting down next to the priest, Han Feng took a careful look at his father's hairstyle. It was dry and flooded. There was no hair in the middle and top, but it was very thick around it.
Seeing Han Feng sitting over, the priest avoided him with a look of disgust, and moved to the seat next door.
"Father, you can't be so hostile to me?" Han Feng was speechless.
"Hmph, you master and apprentice teamed up to burn my monk to death. I haven't settled with you yet, but you're lucky, you came here yourself."
"Go away, I don't know if Shen Yuan won't forgive you, but I certainly won't forgive you anyway."
The priest's eyes were very lonely. It seemed that the incident of burning the monk to death had dealt a great blow to him.
"I have to correct it. First of all, the monk himself is dead. In addition, we burned him to prevent his corpse from changing and harming other people."
The priest sighed, "You go."
It could be seen that he didn't want to communicate with Han Feng at all.
"Father, I have come to ask you something."
"Speak quickly if you have something to say, and let the fart go quickly."
...The priest was forced to swear by their master and apprentice.
"It's like this, I want to help you keep watch tonight, look..."
Before Han Feng could finish speaking, the priest directly picked up the magic stick beside him, and knocked Han Feng out of the church in twos and threes.
"Don't think about it!"
"Hmph, you still want to harm my church, no way!"
"Father, calm down and stay calm, it's not that there is no way, it's amen."
"roll!"
……
After being driven away by the priest, Han Feng walked around the outer wall of the church unwillingly, not smelling the scent of Western zombies.
However, the Western Zombie is a mutated species, and it is not certain that it may hide its breath.
In a daze, Han Feng suddenly remembered the little magic technique that he had just unlocked - no hindrance technique!
Yup!
I can walk through walls!
It's a good time to try this technique to see if it works.
Han Feng looked around and finally settled on a direction, "Go through here, it should be the basement of the church."
After confirming it, he did not hesitate to make a formula with both hands and began to recite silently, "Taishang Laojun is as urgent as a law, pass it on!"
In the next moment, Han Feng found that his body suddenly became light and floating, and then melted into the wall in front of him.
In a blink of an eye, he came to the dark basement.
"It's done!"
Han Feng touched the darkness with excitement on his face.
He hurriedly touched his arms and body to make sure that he was not injured or scratched, and then looked at the wall behind him, and found that the wall was not peeled off, and his heart was instantly happy.
This operation is simply like a fairy.
It was the first time for Han Feng to try this brand new experience, and he guessed that Uncle Jiu had never experienced it before.
Outside the door, the priest's footsteps walked slowly, and Han Feng hurriedly squatted down to hide.
After the sound gradually faded away, he snapped his fingers cautiously, and the magic fire on his fingertips illuminated the dark basement.
Abandoned garbage was everywhere, and there was a musty smell in the air.
The cross on the ground was lifted up and stood on the wall.
The Western zombie who was nailed to the cross has long since disappeared.
Han Feng turned around, checked all kinds of sundries, but found nothing.
"That's right, since that thing ran out from here, how could it come back by itself?"
It seems that I can only go to the mayor's house and wait...
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