Phi-Fic Chapter 192: Monkey Chapter: Laozi Shudao Mountain (4)
Chapter 192: Monkey Chapter: Laozi Shudao Mountain (4)
[Boss, before I got off the car, a national second-class protected animal peed on me again. Can I get this outfit reimbursed? I just bought it and have worn it for less than ten years! ]
Zeng Xiaolian looked helpless. As soon as she saw her leader, she found an unknown liquid dripping from her body.
The old leader who was waiting at the foot of the mountain and was hissing with cold and blowing air on his hands had veins bulging on his forehead.
Such a childish thing, was it really said by this little girl in front of him?! Why doesn't he believe it?!
We set out from northwest Hunan at 9:30 in the morning and arrived at 10:30 in the evening after thirteen hours.
When Zeng Xiaolian got off the car carrying the little monkey who had eaten and slept a lot, she felt her legs go weak and her ears tinnitus.
Neither she nor the driver had expected that the old leader would actually be waiting for them at the foot of the mountain so late.
Looking at his red face from the cold, it was obvious that he had been standing there for a long time.
He is really a good leader who is responsible, dedicated, devoted and willing to work hard for the scenic area.
Unfortunately, it’s hard to say these words out loud, and it’s embarrassing to flatter someone in person.
I really hope that the wise eyes of my old boss can understand her inner admiration, and promotion and salary increase are just around the corner.
[I'll give you a bonus later, buy you some brightly colored clothes. Your cute little girl is not lively at all when she wears black and blue clothes all day long!]
Zeng Xiaolian stuck out her tongue, and when she saw her old leader reaching out his hand, she consciously handed the baby monkey to him.
[Oh my, it's only this small, isn't this a joke?! ]
The old boss only heard that the two monkeys were a mother and a daughter, one big and one small, and thought that they could foster their relationship, but he didn’t expect the little one to be so small, maybe not even a month old?!
[Where's the female monkey? Let me see! ]
The driver opened the trunk, revealing a female monkey sleeping sprawled out of the cage with her arms and legs sticking out.
It suffered that day too. The cage was not spacious enough and it felt terribly cramped. It was throwing tantrums and making a fuss in the second half, eating one banana after another and throwing one after another, and its accuracy was surprisingly not bad.
The driver was sitting in the driver's seat with a pillow to protect him, but he was hit by the bananas several times...
He said that it was okay if it was just the sticky hair. Zeng Xiaolian sat in the back row and was attacked from both sides by two monkeys.
There was a groaning sound, and shit, piss and fart came out one after another, filling several large bags with the stinking garbage.
There was a lot of squeaking and banana bombs being thrown around. I have to drive this car to the car wash for a deep and detailed interior cleaning, otherwise it will be really unsightly.
The pretty girl who looked in great spirits was almost suffering from a nervous breakdown due to all the torture.
The old leader rubbed his chin and said, "This size, well, it's OK. I'll keep it by myself for a while. Those hungry melons in the mountains won't take it lightly. Don't scare the customers!"
[Squeak——]
I lay on my old leader's hard chest, which made me feel uncomfortable all over. I felt so disgusted. Could someone else hug me instead?
The old leader's eyes moved from the sparse hair on the little monkey's head to its big eyes that were as bright as stars. He was about to raise his hand to scratch the few remaining hairs on his head reflexively, but suddenly the above childish words exploded in his mind, and he was so scared that he almost threw the little monkey out.
(╯＞д＜)╯?˙3˙?
[Squeak——]
Why does everyone have this reaction? Is it that scary?!
The old leader also heard this complaint. The little monkey was sucking his fingers and didn't say anything, but he was old and wise, so he knew it was the little monkey's fault.
It is said that there are many monsters in the mountains and forests of Hunan. Could it be that I have hit the jackpot? !
[Xiao Zeng, are they both healthy? Have they been quarantined? ]
Zeng Xiaolian nodded and climbed into the back seat to take out her schoolbag. The quarantine reports were all there. Having this would make it easier to handle the next procedures, and it would also be good for the monkeys on her own mountain.
The monkeys on Mount Emei are all free-range, which is also considered a major attraction in the scenic area. There are no dedicated keepers.
However, in view of the recent frequent fights, scenic area staff have concentrated some pregnant monkeys or those with cubs in a garden surrounded by high walls. There are short tree stumps along the walls, and none of them is more than one meter high.
Even if a naughty monkey came and wanted to take advantage of the opportunity to cause trouble, the wall was too high and there was no foothold, so it would not be able to climb up.
At this moment, the old leader wanted to send the new mother and daughter into the garden. With the quarantine report, there was no need to isolate them.
[Squeak——]
Old man, are you sure you want us to live here?! I don't have the ability to protect myself. Look at them, each one of them is so ferocious that they want to eat me...
If you send us in tonight, remember to come early tomorrow morning to collect the bodies!
The old leader carried the little monkey all the way and communicated with him all the way, but his mind was blank the whole time and he walked towards this side completely based on instinct.
At this moment, I was awakened by this remark and felt that this arrangement was hasty...
[Well, the original plan was to relocate here. I really didn't expect you to be so young and your mother is not very capable. Well, there is a small yard next door. Otherwise, why don't you live there first? ! ]
The old leader was followed by a middle-aged man who was helping to carry the cages and looked somewhat like him.
The middle-aged man heard the old leader mumbling something and asked in confusion.
[Dad, what did you say? I didn't hear you clearly. Why didn't you open the door? Did you forget to bring your key?! ]
Wow, it turns out it’s a father and son team.
The old boss was annoyed, "You're using your eyes to vent your anger. Didn't you see the key hanging on my belt?! Let's go next door. They're new here, so it's better to isolate them for a few days."
He didn't say anything discouraging like the little monkey's words about going to die and collecting corpses. There was no need to do that.
[Oh, you should have said it earlier. I have already taken down the cage and now I have to move it back up! ]
The middle-aged man was a section chief in his unit. He was lying on the sofa watching videos of beautiful girls late at night when he was called to the mountain by his father to do some work.
He was full of resentment, but he didn't dare not come. His pampered and bloated body had never done such physical work and he was already panting heavily from exhaustion.
[You son of a bitch, I can't order you around anymore?! You've gained more than 200 pounds by eating and drinking, but it's useless! ]
The old leader was anxious to settle the little monkey down and wanted to go back and contact the person in charge of the Hunan Forest Management Bureau to ask what the meaning of sending such a huge Buddha was?
How dare he arrange a marriage for a monster that can talk in other people's minds? Wouldn't this cause him to be blamed?
I know exactly what Mount Emei is!!!
[Ouch——]
【what happened again? 】
The old leader's thoughts were interrupted. He turned back impatiently and saw the female monkey stretched her arm out of the cage, grabbed a little bit of flesh on the middle-aged man's thigh, and turned around in a full circle.
His big, happy face was distorted in pain...
(?｀?Д?′)!!
The old leader had just heard from Xiao Zeng that this female monkey was ferocious. He didn't expect that despite her small size, her attack power was comparable to that of the local monkeys.
He had no stick or food, so he could only help pull the cage open. The middle-aged man stumbled a few steps and fell to the ground, finally breaking free from the clutches...