Hong Kong variety show: Beauty and Bones

Chapter 394 Zombie Taoist Priest 9



Chapter 394 Zombie Taoist Priest 9

"Master, I'll block the rain for you!" Chen Xiaolian's voice came from inside the umbrella.

Mao Xiaofang frowned, "Even if you shield me from the rain, I won't take you south. Forget it!"

As he said this, he left the range of the umbrella. He would rather get wet in the rain than accept Chen Xiaolian's kindness.

"Master..." Chen Xiaolian continued to follow, wanting to beg.

Her persistence annoyed Mao Xiaofang. No ghost had ever dared to be so presumptuous in front of him!

He cast a spell, trapped Chen Xiaolian, folded the umbrella, and threw it to the ground.

Passersby quickly trampled on the umbrella, and Chen Xiaolian screamed in pain.

"what……"

"Master..." Afan shouted reluctantly.

Mao Xiaofang pulled him away, and Ren Yinyin ran out of the eaves, picked up the umbrella and put it on the side of the road.

"Chen Xiaolian, please leave quickly! If you continue to pester me, my uncle will show no mercy!"

After saying that, he followed Mao Xiaofang and Afan away.

The umbrella trembles, as if the person inside is crying...

"Oh, uncle-master, she is really pitiful!" Ren Yinyin said to Mao Xiaofang with reluctance.

Ah Fan also agreed, "Yes, Master, let's take her with us!"

Mao Xiaofang looked at the umbrella, leaning against the wall stubbornly, as if waiting for someone to pick it up.

"Well, since you are so sincere, come here!" As soon as he finished speaking, the umbrella flew quickly into Mao Xiaofang's hands.

The owner of the shop next door was startled and ran back into the house.

……

As night fell and the stars twinkled, Mao Xiaofang threw out his oil-paper umbrella and said, "Now, you can come out!"

The oil-paper umbrella spun and slowly fell down, and was held in the palm of a hand.

Chen Xiaolian bowed gracefully, "Thank you, Taoist Priest, for helping me!"

"Miss Xiaolian, you don't have to be so polite!" Mao Xiaofang stretched out his hand and motioned her to get up.

Just as Chen Xiaolian was about to get up, she suddenly lost her balance and fell to the ground.

"Master, what happened to her?"

"Master, she must have appeared in broad daylight and got a sunburned ghost!"

Mao Xiaofang quickly tapped Chen Xiaolian a few times and input some magic power.

"Yes, she is a ghost and cannot appear during the day!"

Chen Xiaolian regained consciousness and said firmly, "Master, I can hold on!"

"I'm worried that you will disappear before you even see your husband!" said Mao Xiaofang.

Ren Yinyin pulled out a wooden figurine from the treasure bag at his waist and said, "Master, this is carved from a locust tree. It can nourish the spirits. She can hide here during the day."

Ah Fan took the doll and said happily, "Master, with this, we can take her to find her husband!"

"No way!" Mao Xiaofang shook his head. "A ghost will be born wherever they die. They can't leave the area within a ten-mile radius."

"I must see Guomin!" the ghost Chen Xiaolian pleaded, "Master Mao, please help me!"

Even if her soul is torn to pieces, she is not afraid!

Mao Xiaofang pondered for a moment and said, "There is a way, but..."

"But what? Master Mao, I'm not afraid of anything in order to see the people!"

"Alas, if I cast a spell, your ghost can attach itself to physical objects and travel across states and provinces. But then, you can't leave these things..."

"So even if we find her husband, we can't meet her?"

Chen Xiaolian looked at Mao Xiaofang expectantly. The only thing she was afraid of was not being able to meet her husband.

Mao Xiaofang thought for a moment and said, "There is a way. I will teach you to recite the Three Purities Mantra, and then you can meet your husband."

He picked up the oil-paper umbrella, opened it, and said, "Attach yourself to the oil-paper umbrella, open it, and then recite the Three Pure Ones Mantra, and you will be able to meet your husband!"

"Uncle Master, then doesn't that mean she has become an elf? Can she be reincarnated?" Ren Yinyin asked.

Mao Xiaofang sighed, it’s so difficult!

"Chen Xiaolian, you have to think carefully. If you cling to the umbrella and it is damaged, you will also..." Ren Yinyin said reluctantly.

Chen Xiaolian looked resentful. "I'm already a lonely ghost. Even if I see Guomin, I can't be with him. I just hope he's safe!"

"Master Mao, please do it!"

Afan and Ren Yinyin looked at each other and retreated silently.

There are always passionate people in this world!

……

The three of them continued to head south, with an oil-paper umbrella added to the bag on Afan's back.

Following Xuankui's trail, we arrived in Hong Kong.

Surrounded by the sea on three sides, zombies are afraid of water, so Xuankui has only one way to go.

"Look, you two, there is a strong evil spirit here, Xuankui must be here." Mao Xiaofang said with certainty.

Ren Yinyin looked at the sky and then at the water around him, but didn't feel anything.

Afan was even more confused, but since the master said there was one, then it must be there!

Mao Xiaofang saw the actions and expressions of the two people and shook his head. He still needed to practice!

He took out a blessed willow leaf and swept it across the eyes of Ren Yinyin and Afan.

"Wow, Master, they are all monsters!" Afan shouted.

"Uncle Master, the demonic aura is so strong!" Ren Yinyin had his Yin-Yang eyes opened, and when he looked at the people coming and going, everyone had a dark face.

"Let's go!" Mao Xiaofang cast a spell to close the two people's Yin-Yang eyes and took them to the rickshaw.

The Yin-Yang Eyes cannot be kept open all the time, as it can easily damage your energy!

If you can’t distinguish between people and ghosts, you will easily be haunted by ghosts!

"Hong Kong is a famous Feng Shui land, where are the ghosts?" The rickshaw driver said with some dissatisfaction after hearing what Afan and Ren Yinyin said.

"That's right, young people are ignorant, don't pay attention to what they say!" Mao Xiaofang agreed politely.

"Dude, get to a nearby hotel!"

"okay!"

Three rickshaws ran out of the dock one after another...

"Junior sister, it's a good thing you are here!" The rickshaw that Afan was riding in was very close to where Ren Yinyin was sitting, and he said in a low voice.

"What?" Ren Yinyin didn't understand what Afan meant.

"If you weren't here, given how stingy my master is, he would definitely just call a rickshaw!" Afan said confidently.

Ren Yinyin didn't believe it, "Brother, there's not enough room for two people to sit in a rickshaw!"

"That's right, little brother, it's not easy for me to pull you!" said the rickshaw driver who was pulling Afan.

Ren Yinyin looked at Afan's strong body and the several bags on his body, and covered her mouth with her hands and laughed.

"Even if there's room for two people, we won't pull it!" The rickshaw driver who was pulling Ren Yinyin joined in the fun. "Two people earning the same amount of money is a huge loss!"

"Hey, then you're wrong!" Ah Fan waved his hand to interrupt their chatter, "I must have been running next to the rickshaw!"

"Haha, little brother, you have followed a good master!" the rickshaw driver teased with a smile.

"That's right, I'm worried that you young people don't know the benefits of exercise!"

Ren Yinyin shook his head. Master and uncle-master looked alike and had similar stingy personalities!

They are indeed cousins!

That’s not right. Uncle Simu is also very stingy towards his disciples!

That means the brothers are exactly the same, could it be because they share the same bloodline?

"Ouch!" Ren Yinyin covered his head and looked around.

"Who hit me?"

"Junior sister, what's wrong with you?" Afan was a little surprised when he saw this.

Ren Yinyin frowned, a little confused, "I don't know who threw a small stone and hit me on the head!"

Afan looked around and saw many people on the road, but no one was looking this way!

"Maybe someone was careless!" Afan said.

Ren Yinyin pouted. Why was she so unlucky?

"We Hong Kong people have a strong sense of public morality. How could we hit people with stones?" the rickshaw driver shook his head.

"Maybe it's just the kids being naughty!"


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